Times are hard. Or maybe this is a case of gettin' some while the gettin's good.
Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.
You can write as many double entendres on this as you like, but I doubt you'll exceed the density of them in this post. If you've got something to add, leave it in the comments.
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What if all our porn ends up being produced overseas? Will we end up with a porn gap?
finally, someone who DESERVES a bailout!
Isn't all of our porn produced overseas now? I swear you have to go back 10 years to find stuff that isn't made in some former soviet republic like "Slutistan" or "Vulgaria".
Joe Francis: Scumbag who makes lousy porn.
Larry Flint: Scumbag who makes great porn.
Larry, you should have the good sense to not align yourself with Girls Gone Wild guy... Tsk, tsk.
I guess the porn industry is just feeling hard up. Or maybe they lost their shirt in the hard times. Maybe they just should have learned to pull out when things went soft. Oh well.
Miss C,
Thank you for mentioning my post. I was pleased to see so many comers from "Yes, But..." in my sitemeter.
This entry into your domain has me excited and eager for more, and I encourage you, nay, egg you on, to give me more, more MORE! I will work harder, faster and may I say, deeper, if you'll just open this portal wide to me.
Actor212,
The YBNBY portal is wider than you could ever imagine.
Sincerely,
A Republican Monkey Lost in the Anal Quagmire of YBNBY Political Ideology
"The YBNBY portal is wider than you could ever imagine."
Thats what Scaramouch said.
heh... you could drive a semi truck through that portal.
One of them big australian fuckers...
SP, a friend of mine wants to know where to meet one of them....
actor212, harder and deeper yes, faster, no (so, yes but no but yes)