Dear George W. & Laura,
I just heard on the news that you have begun packing for your move back to Texas.
How exciting! And stressful.
I'm sure you can't wait to get back home, but packing up all your stuff is going to be a daunting task.
Well I'd like to volunteer my services.
While I have not supported your administration or most of its policies, I'd be honored to help you get out of the White House as fast as possible.
I want you to know that I am a skilled mover.
I have my own back brace and box straps to haul multiple boxes at a time.
I have moved myself as well as friends numerous times over the past decade. And living in New York City, I'm accustomed to getting people out of houses fast.
If need be, I could rent a truck to get you out of town sooner than January 20th. Sure, "legally" you're supposed to be President till then, but why adhere to the Constitution now?
Most importantly for you, I'm available right now. I can be in DC in little under 4 hours.
(Don't worry about my employer, I'm in-between jobs right now on account of the economy.)
So what do you say? I stand ready to finally serve you.
Excitedly,
Baierman
PS - I could probably bring some friends with me. After all, lots and lots of people I know are very excited that you're moving on, and out.
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Count me in. I have a dolly.
i'll get my hangin rope. we can tie one end to their ankles and the other end to a texas bound train.
Mail them the rest of their stuff when they get home.
Just hang in for a couple more weeks then drink a bottle of discount vodka then try to forget. That's my plan.
The way the immaculate transition is going, you might want to hold your sarcasm toward GWBush until you see how the Messiah works out. I'm just sayin'..............
Nah Jerry. I'm more than happy to see this dude go.
Even if McCain had won, I'd have posted the exact same story.
I have a pick-up truck.
I'll get there early!
Get Ann Coulter to help out. She may be a transexual but I bet she can still move furniture like the longshoreman she once was. Not sure if she's still in love with W though.