Another heaping spoonful of "WTF?!" for your enjoyment...
If you:
a) are a Simpsons fan, but feel you've already seen absolutely everything they have to offer,
b) enjoy the French style of musical ribaldry known as chansons paillardes,
c) are currently tripping on mushrooms, or
d) all of the above,
Then this just might be the perfect video for you!
Unlike certain other morsels of international YouTubey goodness, this is one I'd actually like to know what the heck it is they're saying. Or maybe not. (Either way, comments from folks with more than just my high-school-level, C-minus French skills are welcome.)
Just be warned: this video is quite possibly not safe for work, depending on if your boss speaks French and/or has a problem with cartoon incest.
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I'm pretty sure that there's a Japanese guy involved... just talking...
Leonardo, your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
I would like to officially state for the record that the term YouTubey Goodness should be stricken from the record before it comes into common usage.
That just sounds WRONG man...
Jeem... let me tell you something... I've been addicted to Asian girls since forever. Always loved their mysterious look, their beauty (sometimes a little off-standards)...
When you first access the internet, specially when you're alone and with the hormones boiling up in your head, the first thing you type on the search tools is 'sex'... and when you discover how many different stuff you can get from that single word, you start to vary the search terms. The most disturbing films/photos I've ever got, come from the land of the rising sun.
Eels, squids, fish, unthinkable toys, the weirdest fetishes you can imagine. Name something and probably I have seen it in my first years of internet. Films with actors pretending to be a family including a final orgiastic scene including mom, dad, son and daughter; people wearing furry costumes; scat; bukkake... anything...
I could have written a full encyclopedia of Japanese weird sex if I wanted so.
Some things just got so stuck in my brain I just can't forget... more than 10 years later and there are images imprinted in my neurons... "What is seen can't be unseen" right?
That's why I have this idea: It's weird sex? There's a Japanese guy involved, until contrary proof.
"Some things just got so stuck in my brain I just can't forget". True Dat. God damn goatse.
I once heard, and I have no idea if it's true, that in Japan, public hair will get you busted for obscenity but everything else is cool - scat, girls cups, etc. The country that gave the world sushi gave it vending machine schoolgirl underwear too. To each his own I guess.
Yes E... you can shove an eel up the girl's ass and make it go out by her mouth, providing no hair is shown, it's OK...
You can film a girl sitting down on the floor while 35 guys jerk off around her and end up with her looking like Slimer from Ghostbusters, but it's all OK if her pussy is not shown and the guys' cocks (Vicky... that was for you) are blurred.
But... in the other hand, there is the urabon porn. The magazines, websites and films there are kept underground because they disrespect the censorship laws. Have seen a lot...
"WTF" doesn't adequately describe the bewilderment I am now feeling.
Two Words: Tentacle Bondage.
That is what happens when a Perverted society is obsessed with sci-Fi
Kinda strange how this thread has veered off onto how weird Japanese people are...I thought we were talking about what freaks the FRENCH people are, folks!
Up next on the Jingoistic Superiority Agenda...Brazil, perhaps?
for the record : it's "Huguette", not "Hugette".
I've singing this song since I was ten, it's a classic here.
Ah, I stand corrected, from france; I was just going with the video's title on YouTube. Your correct spelling did help a little in further Google detective work, though...sort of. I'm sure something is lost in the robotic translation, but a lot of the song seems to revolve around the line "bite me with your fingers"...?
What the heck is this song actually about, FF? (By the way, I hope you realize I was just kidding about French people being freaks...unless your fingers actually have teeth, in which case, I stand by my original statement.)
Jeem, it's something usual around here the tangential movement of the comments... but hell yeah, based on this video it makes me look at France with new eyes.
If it had been 12 years ago I'd start researching on French porn right away... but those days are gone.
As I told you, I know a bit about Jap porn (you can never say you know a lot about them) because of my addiction.
But to keep up with the J.S.A., here in Brazil I've seen disturbing stuff too, but nothing that hasn't been seen in any other country... sex with dogs, donkeys, horses, goats, pigs, snakes... amputee porn, midget porn, elderly, scatology. We have it all and more. I haven't done a deep research in the Brazilian porn in the internet back then, also, it was still crawling here so we hadn't too much porn online.
jeem : well, I'm a bit embarassed here, with the translation. You may wish to stay to the robotic one.
"tripote moi la bite avec les doigts" :
>tripote (from verb 'tripoter' ) means touching, in a familiar way, and it include a sense of wiggling, or touching just for the fun of touching.
> "bite". Well, um, it's just one of many, many ways to call a penis, here. But it's in the top 5, with "pine", or "gland". We could easily write a "penis song" of our own..
> "avec les doigts" : with (your) fingers (wich is a bit redondant with "tripote")
So : "wiggle my cock with your fingers"
As I said, this is quite a classic one down here, quite rude but still innocent. It tells the story of the little Huguette who goes in the woods and meets a law student. The phrase 'tripote moi etc' rythm the whole song.
But this video is really creepy.
Ahh, merci beaucoup for the explanation, FF. I think I get it now. Kind of. Sort of.
So do a lot of law students hang out in the woods in France? On second thought -- never mind, I think further explanation will only elicit a whole new flood of puzzled questions from me.
Let's just agree the video is pretty damn creepy.