Watch out! Giant boobs.
Duck! It's a protruding penis.
Well, that's what I imagine it'd be like watching a porno in 3D. And it's exactly the type of excitement Hong Kong filmmaker Stephen Shiu Jnr hopes to attract with his $5.9 million dollar 3D SEX AND ZEN movie.
Using special effects of the non-plastic surgery kind, he hopes to fill a third of this adult movie with love scenes so real you need special glasses.
Some viewers no doubt may go blind with all the close ups.
Shiu Jnr hopes that his gimmick will lure people back into cinemas as in recent years traditional moviegoers have switched to watching films at home. But right now he's got more pressing matters: trying to find a suitable male lead.
"It's a lot more difficult to find an actor than an actress for this kind of movie," he said.
Huh. I'd thought male porn stars would jump at the chance to have their member pop off the screen and smack the audience in the face.
Now if done right, this movie would make viewers feel like they're right on the bed. Some may even get so caught up they butter their own popcorn. Or perhaps they'd just go to enjoy the money shot. Ewww.
The movie will be released this Christmas.
Sorry, it's tough to write this story and not add innuendo.
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"Now if done right, this movie would make viewers feel like they're right on the bed. Some may even get so caught up they butter their own popcorn."
Dammit... I have a lunch to keep in my stomach. Disgustingly funny, though.
I just hope they don't run a Japanese Bukkake movie in this technology. That would give a whole new meaning to the word disgusting.
"Shiu Jnr hopes that his gimmick will lure people back into cinemas as in recent years traditional moviegoers have switched to watching films at home."
Ummm, two words... Pee-Wee Herman.
Dude, the fact that you no longer have to go to the cinema is a good thing where porn is concerned. Especially since you can't smoke.
"...he hopes to fill a third of this adult movie with love scenes so real you need special glasses."
And the other two-thirds? The pizza delivery guy's journey through the busy streets of Hong Kong, maybe?
Great accompanying photo, by the way, Baierman.
Dammit, I had this idea and the "Scratch-N-Sniff" prono mag in High School 20+ years ago!!
Apparently you've never heard of the 70's gem M3D. It was a midnight showing favorite when I was in college.
The company I work for makes LCD shutter glasses for viewing 3D on both televisions and computers. Over the years I have collected several "adult" titles which were produced in 3D.
Trust me, there are scenes where you will duck.