I'd like to thank the nice gal or guy or group of gals and guys who decided to augment the smell of my subway ride home tonight.
Normally at the place I switch trains every night, there's a constant stench of "guy sleeping on the bench who hasn't showered in a year or two." Most days it's P U (capital, bold, and large type)
But tonight the subway platform smelled like marijuana.
I don't know if the nice culprits had had enough of smelly guy smell, or they were just in the mood for a mighty potent joint, but my commute home was very pleasant. Standing there, breathing deeply, I couldn't have been happier the train was delayed.
I did have trouble reading the paper but Portishead on the iPod got me home alright. Now, as I settle in for a night of 24 and Daily Show I have only one thought - dude, what to order????
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I BET Miss C doesn't do drugs.
And I bet she showers every second hour.
I LOVE Miss C.
And I think that she likes me
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Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
SP, you know a lot about larica-food. Experienced?
Julian... let Miss C. alone...
Echo... I'm used to the smell of MJ on my commute. I use to walk to my work and back home, and as I make my way through desert streets I see little groups of adolescents puffing and passing along. Sometimes I see "family men", dressing on suits walking by with their little devil's cigarette lit. Sometimes I arrive home at ease... looking for my Bob Marley's records and something to eat.
Thanks for the advice fellas.
I survived the night.
Peanut Butter - always helps but then comes the cotton mouth!
Sorry Baier... I have referred to Echo... I'm so used to him posting commuting suicide I haven't noticed it was you this time.
"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana? "
Cause you dorks can't recognize a quote when it's there.
Thanks sal i was wondering if anyone was going to get it.
Never seen Half-Baked. I'll have to watch it sometime.