No matter how hard you try, cats will always knock you down.
Scaramouch, do you have any pets????
This has nothing to do with this post (cute cat) but GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WOULD IT FUCKING KILL YOU TO PUT NSFW ON YOUR BREAKFAST LINKS?! I OPEN UP "THE ART OF INSULTS" AND ALL I SEE IS TITS AND HALF NAKED MEN UP AND DOWN THE SIDES! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME FIRED?!?!?!
So, please tag it in the future? Because you DO check your links for this type of shit...right?!
I used to have this cat who demanded fresh food at the crack of dawn every morning. She would sit there on the bed and watch you sleep. If you opened your eyes even a little bit, that was that. Get your ass up and feed the cat. My wife and I used to lay there pretending to be asleep. Then she would start knocking things off of the bedside table trying to wake you up.
I loved that fucking cat though.
Subtle Sal, real subtle.
Sorry for the pain & suffering, I'll try to be more label conscious in the future.
I have to say though, I'm glad to know someone clicks those links.
I clicked on that link, Baier. And I'm sorry to tell you guys that all of those lovely young ladies at that site live very close to me. There's a real good chance that if I call one of them, I can hookup some real live action with a local hottie!
4-6 sets of breasts on the right side of my screen wasn't super subtle, so excuse me if that lovely surprise (in an office with constant foot traffic and cube walls low enough so everyone can see what is on your computer (thankfully I don't BELIEVE anyone saw it)) didn't prompt something from my side that was...classy :P
That's a weird little page. Fairly sophisticated bon mots from classic writers - 'Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. - Mark Twain', squeezed in between shirtless dudes on the left and shirtless gals on the right. Either porn is getting more literary or the arts and letters pages are getting more smutty.
Glad I had the heads up tho. That aint work friendly.
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