This should be like shooting fish in a barrel. You could even make a caption for each character!
Tell you what, if we get some real good one-liners, I'll post this again with speech bubbles.
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Right to left:
(pffft)
Did I just hear that?
I smell Bacon!
I can't believe someone just farted in my presence.
It has an aged oak essence to it.
how many dicks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Clinton: aww....Man guys....Carter just Shat himself again....
George Sr.: Say, boy, get me a Pelegrino....
Obama: Finally, I'm the blackest person in the room.
George Jr.: I think Clinton just goosed me.
Clinton: No Obama, I'm still the blackest person here.
Carter: I just pooped myself.
Dammit Pablo... Beat me to it while I was a typing!
Carter: Jokes on them...this shit has been in my pants for days!
George Jr: My dad says these other guys were presidents, but their faces aren't on money and their last name isn't Bush...so I think he's kidding with me!!!
George Sr: I wish you were my son. Actually maybe you are. 47 years ago I had sex with...
Barack (interrupts): Lets not talk about this now sir. I've got my story and I'm sticking with it.
Good one Pablo (the light bulb).
'Let's get all the Yale alum over to one side.'
Thought bubbles:
Carter: Mmm... Carla...
Clinton: Mmm... Monica...
Bush Jr.: Mmm... Condi...
Bush Sr.: Mmm... Edward...
Obama: You dirty old man, take your hand off my butt.
Here we see the most powerful men in the entire free world standing in a room painted chicken-shit yellow.
George Sr: I'm playing pocket pool
OBama: I'm protecting the boys from any below the belt shots I'm going to take for my economic plan
George Jr: What boys? I have daughters, not sons...
Clinton: You know you want some of this--I've still got it...
Carter: That whole Iran hostage thing castrated me years ago...no worries here...
President George Bush Sr shows President Elect Obama the proper way to jerk off a Saudi Sheik.
Clinton: Hey boys, see that stain over there in the corner.
Heh, heh, heh, good times.
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!
'scuse me while I whip this out....
'That Carter was always a rebel. Brown shoes with a grey suit.'
'Note to America - Is this really the best you can do? Sincerely, the rest of the World.'
'Man, those 58 Celtics haven't aged a bit! I bet they could take the Lakers today!'
George Sr.: So Barack, as I was telling you, in my time...
Barack (thinking): "Oh boy, here we go again..."
Geroge W: Dad, could you stop? You're embarrassing me in front of my friends...
Clinton: Hey Grampa, tell me. Did you have interns back then?
Carter: Sure we did... but they were prettier than Monica Blowjobinsky, sorry, Levinsky.
George Sr: Barry, let me tell you about what a freak in bed that Helen Thomas is...she is all about getting the whole story, if you know what I mean...
Barack: Sir, that's a bit too much information for me...and Michelle takes care of me well...
George Jr: Helen...mmm...she insists on calling me George Sr, though...something about how she has standards...
Bill: Why do you think I campaigned so hard for Hillary? I miss that Press Corps vixen...
Jimmy: Yeah, you boys all have me to thank--who do you think taught her everything she knows? It wasn't President Jelly Bean, god rest his soul...
George Sr: "...and then Jr. called me one day complaining that this office wasn't shaped like an egg!"
George Jr: "Da-a-a-d... you *promised* you wouldn't tell that story at parties anymore!!!"
Carter (thinking to self): "Oak essence?!? That's PEANUTS, baby!"
George Sr.: I'm wondering if can we have a drink after this press conference...
Barack: Yes, we can!
W: Why is that guy taking his shoes off?
Clinton: Is that Monica? Hey! Monica!
Carter: I wish I had wore my diapers... damn!
Bigus, I'm rolling man. Good stuff ...
"Tooodaaaaay, I hear the rrrrrobins sing. Toooodaaay ..."
(sung a la Monty Python)
You know, they say you can tell a lot about a man by the way he sets his feet when he stands ...
How the hell did I miss that??? -- Bin Laden wonders as he sees the photograph on a news paper in the next day.
(that's what happens when Thomas takes a day off...)
Here we see 4 guys who fucked up the world.
And one who's about to.
You said Carter didn't know how to check his email...
This little piggy reads lips,
This little piggy wants change,
This little piggy has inhaled,
This little piggy has not,
And this little piggy watches UFO's go wizz wizz wizz all the way home...
Spot the odd one out?
Yes it's Obama, not because of what your thinking but because he's the only one without grey hair
The Annual Presidential KY Jelly Wrestling Match is always preceded by a casual photo in the oval office to, y'know, loosen "nerves".
George Sr: "Aww c'mon, Obammy. Sing it with me, it's fun ... 'When I move, you move. When I move, you move ...'"
Obama: "Jesus, please end this. I feel like Sammy Davis, Jr. and the Frat Pack standing here."
George Jr: "Grrble, grrble, grrble. Pffft! Oops!"
Clinton: "Look at Obama standing down there like a reverse Oreo cookie. Hell, I AM a reverse Oreo ... white on the outside, black on the inside."
Carter: "Obama, Bamma bo Bamma, banana fanna fo famma, fee fi fo famma, Obama!"
Bush Sr.: Oh Barry, you'll have a lot of shit to deal with when you start your term.
Obama: Yes, I know... And I always can blame George for that in my speeches.
W (thinking): I shoud have bombed another country when I still had the time, now it's too late...
Clinton: Aww this room... so many good times to remember... Aww Monica...
Carter: Ahhh... gah gah gah booogahgah
'Those axe cologne commercials get dumber every time.'
No, but Yes, but Hell No, but Yes, but No thank you.
Clinton: So barack, let me tell you what it was like to be the first black president...By the way, i think i left a box of Cigars around here somewhere...
That porn bailout package has some major league bipartison support.
Backstreets back awe-right!
Viva Viagra!
Bush Sr.: You know what, Barry? I voted for you.
Obama: Really? Oh, thank you.
W: But daddy... you told you were going to vote to my man McCain...
Clinton and Carter (laughing at W) : LOSER!
"W, Barack is you're brother from another mother."
Georgey Jr: damnit jimmy, did i just step in your shit again? Why is it always the left foot... why can't we switch it up once in awhile!?
As time went on, it became increasingly obvious that presidents of the United States lacked the ability to look at one camera at one time
George Sr.: ".... and then after all of that we have the gall to turn around and just give away $700 Billion dollars to our wealthiest campaign contributors and the sheep we call constituents don't say a M------ F------ word about it. Not a peep."
Other 4: "Hahahahaha... The American people... What a bunch of morons."
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As George Bush Sr. told his favorite "What do you call a retarded Republican? Son." joke the three democrats laughed uproariously. Meanwhile, George Bush Jr. wondered if maybe, just maybe, they were talking about him.
George Bush Sr to Obama: You know, you are to me like the son I never had.
(GHWB)"...it was Quayle's first Cabinet meeting, and Jim Baker told him that by a secret tradition, he had to do an Atomic Sit-up to become a member. You know what that is? Eh? So we blindfold Quayle, and Eagleburger pulls down his trousers..."
Barack: Who's the massa' now bitches!
Obama: Better soak this up people. It will be a very long time before we have another white male president.
Speech bubble for Bush:
uhhhhhhhncomfortable...
Note who's wearing the lapel flag pin people. If that was an issue for you, please holler at the other idiots.
George Sr: "Bush W has accomplished 2 new wars and destroyed the economy. So, Obama now its your turn; Truth or Consequences?"
Bush Sr.: Son, I'm betting you'll be a better president than my boy right there...
Obama: So do I sir. And you know, the standards are low now, so it's quite easy.
W: Come on dad... I just did what you told me to...
Clinton: But not exactly as he told you to do, dumb ass.
Carter: Braaaaaains... Braaaaaains...
Classic, Daniel ... just classic.
Old bush to Obama
We tried to abort him 4 times. Look at him he can barely stand on his feet.
Carter mental thought: I know I wasn't the best President but to be standing next to these other losers is just an injustice.
Photo Titles:
A. “Five Guys Named Moe”
B. “Four-and-a-half Presidents”
C. “Hair Club for Men: We’re Not Just Members…”
Captions, from left:
41: "No Really, Barrack, one term's not so bad..."
44: (This guy could really use a Tic Tac.)
43: "Who's the guy on the end again?"
42: (I just stole a stapler!)
39: (Let's see... Grumpy... Doc... Dopey -- and Happy)
see the art: http://stevetemkin.tumblr.com/post/69093664/best-captions-and-titles-i-could-come-up-with-in-5
Carter: Where's Barack?
Clinton: He's hiding between the Bushes!
All: Ha ha ha!
Hahahahaha... Good one Larryk!
(unison) "Standing on the cor-ner, watching all the world go byyyyy"
George Sr to Obama: ..and yet they only let ME serve four years!
Sing-along! "Which one of these is not like the others..."