Recently while my wife and I were watching TV in a mechanic's waiting room, we were treated to a little known kids program called Gladiators 2000 (which was followed by lots of laughter). Apparently, prior to Seacrest going metro on Idol, he attempted to look like a jock (guess he had to fit in around all the muscle or look like a little bitch). So in honor (or honour for our foreign readers) of the upcoming new season of American Idol and our Idol Anal-ysis, I emplore you to witness the amazing transformation of Seacrest. Transformers eat your heart out!
The beginning.....(oddly involving squeezing balls...practicing for future employment?)
You can see the tranformation start to occur.....
Tada! (and some Steven Lynch appropriately added in for emphasis)
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Always hated this dude.
We had a word for guys like Seacrest when I was in high school. I think that word still applies today: TOOL.
Hmm Baierman, I would have guessed HOMO.. and I don't mean Highest Occupied Molecular Orbital (secret shout-out to my nerd homies on the intraweb)
Ha! Love the homo comment Jimbo!
I have no speakers here in my offices' computer, but the gesture he makes on the second video, at 0:23 (taping an open hand in the other closed like a cup - with the sarcastic smile increasing the gesture's strength) could be translated here that Ryan is going to fuck the contestants life so hard in the show that they'll barely remember who they are.
I don't really like him, but comparing to some hosts we see around, he's not that bad...
Eh... At least he's better than ricky rachtman...
One of the best hosts of any show for me personally was Matt Pinfield. At least he knew what he was talking about when it came to music and gave a crap about the artist.