A woman has given birth to a monkey, and I'm not referring to whichever uterus Steve-O crawled out of. Actually, it's not really a birth per se. No, it's more a case of radical stupidity. According to this report from CNN, a woman traveled from Bangkok to Los Angeles with a (heavily) sedated Rhesus Monkey under her shirt, passing it off as her unborn child. She's been convicted of smuggling and conspiracy to smuggle an endangered species into the United States. Flight attendants became suspicious when several handfuls of feces was seen being tossed around the cabin*.

*This last part I made up.