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Woman Gives Birth to a Monkey
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A woman has given birth to a monkey, and I'm not referring to whichever uterus Steve-O crawled out of. Actually, it's not really a birth per se. No, it's more a case of radical stupidity. According to this report from CNN, a woman traveled from Bangkok to Los Angeles with a (heavily) sedated Rhesus Monkey under her shirt, passing it off as her unborn child. She's been convicted of smuggling and conspiracy to smuggle an endangered species into the United States. Flight attendants became suspicious when several handfuls of feces was seen being tossed around the cabin*.

*This last part I made up.
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Hey, congrats to proud new daddy Johnny Wright! Does that mean he'll be back soon? What? It wasn't real? Er, nevermind...

said Dan on December 10, 2008 3:09 PM.

Did they say who caught the lady? I'm guessing it was Johnny.

said Baierman on December 10, 2008 3:10 PM.

"Who's Johnny?" she said
And smiled in her special way
"Johnny" she said, "You know I birthed a monkey"

"Who's Johnny?" she said
And tried to look the other way
The ape on a plane gave her away.

Sincerely,

El DeBarge

said Don't Swayze Bro on December 11, 2008 10:25 AM.
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