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{ December 19, 2008 }

Top Ten Things Overheard on the NYC Subway at Xmas

Posted by Razen

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10. Santa's got a big ass, now move it.

9. Whose reindeer shit on the seat?

8. So, Mrs. Claus, you in an open relationship?

7. Your elf is grabbing my girlfriend's ass.

6. Your elf is grabbing my boyfriend's ass.

5. That's not my motherfucking elf.

4. Nothin' says happy holidays like the smell of urine!

3. Merry Christmas, gimme a quarter.

2. Happy Hanukkah, gimme a quarter.

1. Dear God in heaven, what is Santa doing with that present?

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4 Comments

I didn't know they had elves in NY.

said E on December 19, 2008 5:03 PM.

"Mommy, why does Santa smell like pee-pee?"

"Stand clear of the closing doors please, fat man."

said Baierman on December 19, 2008 5:21 PM.

I love New York.

said Sofar on December 21, 2008 12:40 AM.

New York? I thought that was grandma's house!

said AT on December 22, 2008 7:33 AM.

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