View Larger MapJohnny left the YesButNoButYes universe for a few months, indicating he had to leave to work on a special project. Few know of his whereabouts, and even less know of his motives. We've received a few small bits of correspondence, as well as a few hints left at the YesButNoButYes offices. However, his exact location on this blue marble is still deeply in question.
I've put together a map to as a means of keeping a record of his correspondence. I expect to fill the map out further over the next few weeks. In the mean time, I turn to the readers of this fair website. Where do you think Johnny is?
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Where have you gone, my screwball son?
Where have you gone, my darling Old One?
I've looked at the site of 8 Scaramouches.
I've endured the films of 6 gifted pooches.
I've waded through swamps of political mayhem.
I've forumed around and eaten some bacon.
And it's John.
It's John.
It's John!
It's John Wright
I'm waiting for.
Where have you gone, my monkey sage?
Where have you gone, my punky young page?
I've taken an axe to my old Sylvania
And subsist on sex jokes from Miss Cellania.
I've vomited once from a post posted by Baierman
I'd wish you well, or at least a "Take care, man."
But it's John.
It's John.
It's John.
It's John Wright
We're waiting for.
When he returns, so will the economy!
How will we know it's him? I'm thinking of that one movie with Richard Gere and Jodie Foster, Sommersby or something you know which one I'm talking about? I think it was a remake of a French flick Return of Martin Guerre.
Oh gee whiz, I just realized something.
I've never seen Johnny and Obama in the same room together.