You knew it would happen sooner or later. The Holy Church of Bacon has a wiki-style encyclopedia of all things bacon on the web.The canon is the Holy Book of Bacon, which you can read online in its entirety. It starts with the Five Baconic Laws.
* Thou shalt not consider Bacon on the same level as any other food, as it is above all.
* Thou shalt not consume imitation Bacon.
* Thou shalt not stop pursuing Baconlightenment until it is reached.
* Thou shalt not forget to consume Bacon for ten days.
* Thou shalt spread the word of Bacon to all.
Grab a sandwich and waste your workday in the search for Baconlightenment.
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Damn The entire YBNBY crew should almost be deacons in this church...
If you die from heart attack or have high cholesterol do you immediately go to bacon heaven and are in line for Sainthood?
When you get to Heaven, order the Shrimp and Bacon sandwich.
But until the Great Hog in the sky claims your fat ass, you can make this delicacy at home. It is divine.
Ingredients
4 or 5 or 27 fat niiice crispy fried bacon strips
8 -10 large raw shrimp, shelled & deveined
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
1/4 tsp garlic salt
4 T butter
Your favorite fresh white bread or bun
maynnnaize
a token piece of lettuce (just for laughs)
Saute shrimp in melted butter. Season with cayenne and garlic salt. Make sure shrimp are completely cooked or they might eat your bacon while you're not looking.
Stack it up like this: Bread, mayo, bacon, shrimp, mayo, bacon, mayo, bread. Give the lettuce to a needy rabbit & enjoy.