I shall remember that women don't want practical presents: they just like shiny things.

This portrayal of American women as Dominate materialistic whores, trading their sexual wares for favor, piece by piece, is unfortunately the natural progression of the "Barbie Girl" sex object wife in a McMansio and the over-sexed Corvette driving hormone fed American male ego of the advertisement propaganda of the corporations. The truth is, modern American women are educated, sophisticated and demand Health Care and practical, stable low cost warm and affordable housing and good education for their offspring, as the republican party recently found out, and as Obama's wife will enforce throughout the testosterone soaked fabric of America and in spite of their uncontrollable hard ons and bad behavior, they will be converted into civilized, satiated loving and mature,caring father images, not of biblical dominance standards, but by modern psychology standards - a new male will be born, an new definition of masculinity will come forth, a new age in America will drive us to greatness in the world!

Thankyou Uncle B for those enlightening words. But I'd say a good screw from behind, once a day should do the trick just as well.

So I guess that Wii Fit is a bad idea? Damn.