There are many things I don't understand. Like, why do all those pervy Japanese engineers spend their time designing unrealistic women robots that you know have a few unwelcome DNA deposits inside them. Would it kill them to design a guy robot that they use for good and not as a sperm receptacle? Along those same exact lines, I have absolutely no clue about sports. I know enough to not look like a douche in a bar, though, let's be honest, I'll always look like a douche in a bar no matter how hard I try to pull off my Larry Bird jersey. Luckily, the Amphibious Sports Duo gets me up to speed on sports and gives me some great nuggets to astonish my friends with. On their very new and well-polished podcast, they talk about the mysteries of the BCS ... which I previously thought was a disease I caught in Amsterdam,