Okay, maybe they're just cool looking.
Anyway, I've combed the Internets and unearthed some pretty unique menorah designs.
Some of which you can actually purchase.
Wine CorkNorah
Keep your kosher wine fresh and celebrate with this This Fred Flare Menorah which is also a cork.
Star WarsNorah
I wish it was real but it's probably not.
CandelabraNorah
The modern candelabra by J Adler.
FlameNorah
Flames from the candles barely shine brighter than the flame designed menorah by Paul Jeffries.
BarbieNorah
Created by Jaclyn Huniu of Anaheim, CA, this Hanukkah at the Beach Menorah is made from real Barbie and Ken dolls.
So which one is Jewish?
Peznorah
From Lifehacker menorah contest. "Laura and her daughter, who went all PEZ-dispenser on a DIY holiday menorah."
Hell yeah it's kosher!
The MooseNorah
No, I don't have a moose thing, I just think this is inventive.
ShoeNorah
High Heels shoes. Perfect for your shoe fanatics.
ShatNorah!
Homeade menorah from a few years ago. Each night features someone who's wronged the jewish people. Perhaps to ask for forgiveness for them? Funny I thought.
LibertyNorah
A lady liberty design which was once sold at the National Heritage Museum. I think they don't carry it anymore though.
Stumble This
Reddit!
... made from real Barbie and Ken dolls.
So which one is Jewish?
The ones with the snipped penises.
What no boob menorah? Baierman I'm disappointed.
Jesus, Baierman. The apostrophe? Again? Once may be misfortune, but twice looks like carelessness to me.
It's not hard.