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Holiday Caption Competition
Posted by Baierman


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Winner gets a YBNBY coffee mug!

Happy Holidays...

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29 Comments

mmm...twin men in uniform...wonder what kind of packages they might have for me?!?

said sarcastic one on December 1, 2008 6:09 PM.

Me.
and my shah....doh.

said sarcastic one on December 1, 2008 6:10 PM.

Echo and Aqua, taking notes for the next Commuting Suicide post...

said sarcastic one on December 1, 2008 6:12 PM.

Each Santa secretly prayed that the other one wouldn't go postal on that particular subway car that morning...

said sarcastic one on December 1, 2008 6:13 PM.

Dude...you told me that if we dressed up like Santa we'd be able to pick up chicks...and you were right...but I was hoping they'd be a little older 'cause this is kinda creepy.
Ya think their moms are single?

said sarcastic one on December 1, 2008 6:14 PM.

Just Election 08 all over again
Incontinence vs incompetence

said ofrmgfo on December 1, 2008 7:10 PM.

... dont give me no lies and keep your hands to yourself ...

said alex on December 1, 2008 9:22 PM.

Ashleigh, I know mom said not to talk to strangers...but he's Santa...we KNOW him...what could possibly happen?

said sarcastic one on December 1, 2008 9:49 PM.

(girl on right in dreamy voice) When I grow up, I'm going to change my name to Anna Nicole, sit on old men's laps and let them give me money and buy me really expensive gifts...

(girl on left) Can I be your butch assistant? And can we be on tv?

(girl on right, still in dreamy voice) Sure....

said sarcastic one on December 1, 2008 9:53 PM.

Santa, all we want for Christmas is for sarcastic one to win a mug...a really big one... 'cause she has a caffeine problem....

said sarcastic one on December 1, 2008 9:55 PM.

'Look. Don't give me this sentimental crap. Fire Santa and get two temps. We don't have to pick up their health care and in a few weeks - Take a Hike! Plus, screw the Sleigh thing. Tell the kids he's taking the subway to reduce his carbon footprint.

Got all that Kenny? Good. I'm gonna be in St Barts working on our bailout proposal. Happy Holidays!', said Mr Scrooge.

said E on December 1, 2008 11:53 PM.

"Aw dude, she is NOT 18 and you aint really Santa Claus!"

() said chad on December 2, 2008 2:52 AM.

so..what do you two sexy bitches want for christmas? ..this is why they fired us from the last job.

said SinzOfTheFallen on December 2, 2008 6:01 AM.

hmmm...subway car pole reminds me...must get stripper pole for North Pole for the Missus and the elves...the Kardashians have one in the bedroom, and it's gotta be the reason that Bruce puts up with that wacky crew--he was an Olympian--an Olympian for chrissake...

thinking of the Kardashians...man, that Kim...I'd bring her extra presents for being naughty....

what--yeah, yeah, they can have world peace and the Jonas brothers performing live at their school...sure....

said sarcastic one on December 2, 2008 7:42 AM.

Stuck on You meets Miracle on 34th St

said sarcastic one on December 2, 2008 7:43 AM.

nice one ofrmgfo

said alex on December 2, 2008 8:16 AM.

Even though they couldn't possibly recognize him, Corey Hart instinctively hides lest the public know how far he has fallen.

() said tmick7 on December 2, 2008 9:10 AM.

'Yeah right, and we're the Olson twins.'

said E on December 2, 2008 9:36 AM.

We're on a mission from God.

() said Chris on December 2, 2008 10:09 AM.

Dammit they're onto us! I told you sunglasses were useless as a disguise!

said Dan on December 2, 2008 11:36 AM.

"One of us always lies, the other one always tells the truth!"

said limbodog on December 2, 2008 2:31 PM.

We're ok with the gay marriage thing, but which of you is Mrs. Claus?

() said john stein on December 2, 2008 4:27 PM.

"Don't worry about it, we're Jewish"

() said Chris Kiuchi on December 2, 2008 6:10 PM.

Girl #1: Santa! Why are you on the subway? Where's your sleigh, and Rudolph, and ...

Girl #2: Hey! We're twins! Are you a twin too?

() said m@t_w on December 3, 2008 10:13 PM.

Chris K., very funny.

said Baierman on December 3, 2008 11:00 PM.

' you probably have not heard of us, we're siamese santa, the chances are like 1 in 7,000,000, go figure'

() said james zamora on December 4, 2008 4:11 PM.

Santa kindly explains to girls that this is a secret . . . don't tell anyone . . . but I make copies of myself so I can go to every house in the world in one night. Girls kindly explain to Santa . . . We're 7 and we're NOT stupid. (other santa busts a gut!)

() said P.O.D. Critic on December 5, 2008 12:53 PM.

A winner has been chosen. He/She/It will be emailed shortly.

Thanks for all the funny lines.

said Baierman on December 8, 2008 3:32 PM.

if I do that, will I get an I-Pod ?

() said clint flick on December 15, 2008 6:02 PM.
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