Three year old Adolph Hitler Campbell's parents were shocked and amazed when the local grocery store refused to make a cake with their kids full name.
Walmart however came through and made the cake in time for the party. Hooray! Walmart saves the day!
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...oh and his 2 year old sister is named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.
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Worse, their 8 month old daughter's name is Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie in honor of Hienrich Himmler.
Now I can understand why Shoprite did what they did, but that's punishing the kid for a parents idiocy. As much as I think what these adults believe is shameful, I don't think a 3rd year old should be held accountable.
Those poor children. What's the dog's name, Auschwitz?
What the flock kinda middle name is "Aryan Nation"? Sure, dad says it's OK if they're not racist white trash scum like he is, but let's face it, with monikers like that he's really left them no option. The only people who will accept them are white trash skinheads.
What, Adolf Hitler Campbell is going to meet a nice Jewish Girl and settle down?
Was naming their first child after Hitler too subtle.... They had to name the next one something solidly racist like "Aryan Nation"... Why not Eva Braun? It would totally go with the whole inbreeding thing they obviously have going on. Heck there are plenty of female Nazi names. Gerda Steinhoff...
The parents would have to evolve to be scum. They should be charged with child abuse and then euthanized due to being brain dead.
Scara and I are going to name our next child Ted Bundy Coulson.
These people are morons with a capital M.
If I ever have a boy, I'll go with Yogi Baierman.
Or Stephen Cole Baierman.
2 racists bastards.
Haha, Stephen Cole Baierman would be fantastic.
I have a friend who give his kid the middle name Danger just so when he is older he can honestly say Danger is my middle name.
Parenting is a big responsibility, some people just aint up to it. God these guys are nuts. Sorry kids. FWIW, we feel your pain. When you turn 18 find someone to talk to professionaly. WTF.
Perhaps when they're 18, they'll change their names to something respectable like Coco Crisp, Milton Bradley or Oucho Cinco.
Here's a little update on this family:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28655143/?GT1=43001