I received the letter above yesterday in the mail. The return address said:
Hunter S. ThompsonThis was correspondence from none other than Johnny Wright, a man who left us for a secret mission a few months ago. With the note came instructions that I was to transpose the letter and put it up on YesButNoButYes for the Loyal 77. This is what it said...
Doctor of Journalism
Location = Classified
Almost Top Secret
From points unknown...
YBNBY Readers + The Loyal 77,
This letter was run through 3 different relay stations to protect my location. Do not attempt to find me. I'm off the grid.
I will be returning to duty - barring any unexpected missions - on February 1st 2009. Please mark the date. However, with the recent pirate activity off the coast of Somalia, the date remains soft.
The mission is moving forward. Swiftly + smoothly. To maintain my cover I have been publishing articles in various countries under various pen-names. Such as; Chester Copperpot, Robert Zimmerman, Samuel Clemens, Vince Clortho + Stephen King.
Also, I have achieved "00 status." So I have a license to kill those of you that send me hate mail. Lock your doors, punks.
Yours in love + monkeys,
Johnny Wright - 0011
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It is a forgery. There's no telltale flung poo near the signature.
But the letter looks so nicely displayed on lindsey's down comforter.
I'd accept that from anyone but you Baier. And, that comforter is all mine. If it were Lindsey's, there'd be frills and flowers on it. Also, I'd most likely be naked underneath it clutching the letter and wiping tears from my eyes.
I suspect it's a forgery. Johnny's current location is currently bound and gagged in Echo's closet.
Nice try throwing us off the trail Echo. But it ain't gonna fly.
Let Mr. Wright go, or my deputies and I will have to settle this "the good, the bad and the ugly" style
Baier - I can vouch for Echo. That is indeed his comforter.
Echo - Sorry about the urine stain. My handler says that a little Oxyclean will take that right out. It should be good as new, errr ... as good as it was before.
I would also like to apologize for the 'art' I flung at your wall. I really expected it to stick and stay. Sorry about your new scratch -n- sniff wallpaper.
Pablo - Ha! My closets are too small to contain a human being. (I know from experience) Such is a fact of life living in Manhattan!
Tim- So that's what it was? I thought someone was attempting to make a macaroni collage on my wall.
Yes. This is why the Primate exhibit is closed each morning following Macaroni -n- Cheese Day at the zoo.
Again, my apologies.
Echo - Do i even want to know what that personal experience is?
Tim - some people just don't appreciate the classics of art. Flung poo on wall is a very popular medium. Had Michealangelo had access to a taco bell, the entire sistine chapel would be rendered in such a medium.
SP - First, hitchhikers are just asking for it. Second, why did God have to make people so damn tasty?
Mmmmmmmm People........
Hitchhikers tend to be all tough and stringy though.....
SP---you need to marinade them--it makes everything more tender...
not that I would know...I just know that is what that crazy cannibal guy from Mexico was doing a few years back when they caught him after he killed his friend and was firing up the grill...
don't order the amigo fajitas...all I'm saying....
ha, goonies ref... nice.....