Bath salts are a popular Christmas gift for the person who has everything. Now you can make them yourself with the classic scent of bacon!
Step 1 Heat up 4 strips of salt pork in a microwave. You could also use bacon, but the salt pork has more fat, giving you more grease for your mixture.Step 2
Pour 2 cups epsom salt in bowl, then 1 cup borax.Step 3
Drain fat away from meat and mix with a few drops of liquid smoke. The liquid smoke helps make the scent, it won't smell right without it.Step 4
Mix the grease/smoke mixture into the salt mixture. Mix thoroughly by hand, or else it will not blend all the way. If there seems to be too much grease, add more borax and salt. If it is too dry, heat up more salt pork and repeat steps 1-4.Step 5
Enjoy bacon scented baths by adding your salt whenever you take a soak. To store, just put it in a bottle and save it for later.
(via Unique Daily)
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As much as I love bacon, coming out of a bath slightly greasy and smelling of pork isn't exactly my idea of good hygeine.
Scara, you can't think it as a cleaning bath... Think about a couple (that being guy-girl, girl-girl or guy-guy, the word is freedom) who love bacon. Both of them.
Take a night in your preferred luxury hotel, have a immersion bath full of foreplay in the tube with the bacon bath salt.
Next on, they'll be on the bed, calling each other by their cute nicknames of miss piggy, porky pig, and yelling oh my bacon, grease me my dirty pork, oh take this greasy piece of meat!
After this bacon rendezvous, they can take a real bath, put off all the grease and bacon smell and go out as normal people.
Remember... everywhere there's someone with a dirty sex fantasy. Don't underestimate the sickness of the human mind!
Mmmmmmmmmm.....SUPER bacon!
http://www.infobarrel.com/What_does_a_Whopper_with_16x_The_Bacon_Look_Like%253f
It's the perfect Hannukah gift!
Leo, You sounds as if you've done this before....
No, I haven't done it Pablo. But I do have a creative mind to produce the weirdest thoughts you can't ever imagine... believe me.