Last week we learned that a shipment of 130,000 inflatable boobs were lost during shipping between Beijing and Sydney. Rest easy, now: the shipment has been recovered in Melbourne, where they had been offloaded by mistake. The men's magazine Ralph is scrambling to get them packed inside the January issue, as was the original plan. Editor Santi Pintado said the breasts were found just in time; one more day and they would have missed the scheduled issue.

Just in time, huh? There's a fine line between coincidence and marketing, ya know. I bet people who've never heard of Ralph magazine will be buying the next issue.