Lookin good Johnny. You can come back now, Obama won. You guys won't be able to get married in Cali just yet but hang in there.

Cool hat btw.

Johnny if you are reading this I urge you to come back soon. Normally I'm the first to jump on the bandwagon to question your heterosexuality but with you gone it just doesn't feel right.
If we have Echo making the claim that you are with your balding boyfriend Krystian that just doesn't look good.
If Echo of all people is making the assumption that may give some credibility to it. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

That leads me to to my final thought. If Echo is insinuating that you are batting for the other team and the photo...Well my friend, that is pretty incriminating...
Come back to YBNBY! Defend your manhood.

Love (in a very, very heterosexual way)
Dave

He left us for a Shriners convention?

Dude, that's harsh.
Even for Johnny.

Good. He found Woody Harrelson. That's a positive sign.

By my estimation, JW is about 1/3 of the way through his mission.

He ain't old enough to be a Shriner! It's a disguise!

I think it's time JW gets back...

If he goes on with this mission he may not be able to be himself again. Or, maybe this is what he was the whole time and he was hiding it from us.

What I couldn't imagine was his crush on Harrelson. At least he chose the brother with talent, not the one who can't act and thinks he's the last cookie in the box.

JW, whatever you have planned for your future, you can count on us. We may not agree with the things you will do, but we'll always support you.

Leo - Don't give Johnny the wrong impression. Let's amend ...

JW, depending on what you are doing now or in the future, you may or may not be able to count on us. While we will always agree with the things that you will do, but we will rarely support you.

Sincerely,

The Gang

I second that.

Dave

I keep on supporting JW.

It's not just because he became a decadent actors loving Shriner that we'll turn our backs to him--btw, in this pederasty way of living it's not a good idea.

Damn, Leo. You just made someone that has been speaking English for 45 years reach for a dictionary. (And I don't like what I learned!)

You done gradiated son!

Leo is damn smart.

Leo writes better his second Language than I got for my first. I don't got no English skills like Leo.

I love Teddy Pederast.

"If You Don't Know Me By Now" is a classic.

Wait. Pendergrass.

Never mind.

Thanks for the acknowledgement, Tim.

We use the term pederast(y) a lot around here to refer to guys-on-guys relations.

I didn't want mean that the other part is a under legal age boy, let's make it clear.

Thanks, Dave. I can see my skills are better, but sometimes it takes me a while to make out some comments here. You know... some expressions or subjects that are more localized, but St. Google helps in these cases.

DSB, maybe you are right on that, man. We never now in what team the artists are playing.

Leo - "We use the term pederast(y) a lot around here to refer to guys-on-guys relations."

I assume that "around here" means your general area of Brazil and not your household, or the area immediately surrounding your computer.

Tim, you smart ass... I was talking about the general area of Brazil.

I think I was thinking of Teddy Roosevelt.

Teddy Ruxpin is a pedarest? Dmn. Learn something new everyday. Sorry to hear this.

I think JW would really appreciate the tangent your comments have taken.

Perhaps this is a Shriners/MAMBLA convention?

i no leo gay
lota gay wons in mexico
leo an som dood
oh leo
oh som dood
oh leo
mmmmmmm som dood
som dood lik leo mexicun ass

Thomas, it looks like you might have a little 'mexicun' in you as well.

Thomas, I just wanted you to know that I truly belive you are a new prophet, pretty much like Homeless Frank.

tim i no dam mexicun mi dady mit be litl but i no dam mexicun
i americn sonbich
assl

scramoch
i don evn no wat yoo jus sed
i no jus hir to mak yor profet

Thomas -

That's you in the picture with JW, isn't it?

(I think that this picture is another clue folks.)

Tim, from the looks of Tommy's Mullet, I am guessing that he would never part from the Wisconsin waterfall.

I'm thinking the mouches comment may be an even bigger clue.

I don't think the photo is Johnny at all?

Echo,
How can I forgive you when you won't forgive yourself?
Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage.
-JW

I think the note tells us something.
I wonder if during Echo's unemployment the frustration caught up to him and he and Johnny had it out.
A lovers quarrel of some sort.
Echo starts the fight and Johnny being the man of the relationship finished it with some crushing blows to his little sweetheart.
Echo calls the cops and Johnny is arrested for assault. Hence making him a rat in a cage.

Dave,

I don't think that is JW either, but here's the thing. The only comment Thomas ever made that wasn't jibberish was his claim to like the movie 'Kingpin'.

Consider that when looking at the picture above.

Do we have a celebrity in our midst? or is this what Jeem really looks like?

By the by, I believe that you are right about the 'rat in a cage' part.

I guess I don't remember ever seeing a comment from Thomas that wasn't jibberish.
Is that possible?

My favorite Thomasism is
assl

assl

If you look at the pic long enough you can hear Otis Redding playing in the background:

I've been loving you too long to stop now

There were time and you want to be free
My love is growing stronger, as you become a habit to me
Oh I've been loving you a little too long
I dont wanna stop now, oh
With you my life,
Has been so wonderful
I can't stop now

dave i no jiberwish i chrishtun

assl

Thomas, I thought we were pals.
That made me feel bad that you would call me an assl.

I think its all a big misunderstanding. Kind of like the time you thought a fanny pack was a game you and your uncle used to play.

Lets be pals.

Love,
Dave

Soon he will be talking about Daves mom... Watch out...