The Facebook status line has become one of the most studied pieces of literature in the past half-century. So much thought is given to it. (When you're not drunk) What is one line that you can convey to the rest of the world that encapsulates exactly what you're feeling at that moment? Take into account you need to be funny, and reference obscure movies and poems, while at the same time being mysterious and tragic. That's a lot for a normal human being to handle, considering most people have problems opening mayonnaise jars. The folks at
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E is unleashing a hornet's nest.
Sarcastic One is an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie
yeah, that about sums it up....
Sarcastic One is wondering: if you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
sorry--that one was better...okay, now I'm addicted...
Sarcastic One will try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
my last one....
Whenever I see that box I just want to write "jackin' it!"
"Tim has no cash. He's married."
You got that right.
Dan read about the evils of drinking, so he gave up reading.
Dan thinks that some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Okay, this is too close to home. I need to stop.
Sarky is watching an interesting game....
Sarky wants to gloat but has too much class...
We held off because Hansbrough couldn't play. Just to set things up nicely for the tournament. All part of the plan ...
Poor Ashley. She had to sit amongst all that smell and debauchery. That'll teach her to mix sports and politics.
Leonardo Carvalho missed winning the lottery by only SIX numbers.
Yes I did... lot of times.
Leonardo Carvalho is so poor that he has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list.
I'm not this bad.
Leonardo Carvalho is heavily medicated for your safety.
That could be right.
Leonardo Carvalho is selling a parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain.
Haha.. like this one.
Leonardo Carvalho has quit playing Generatus or else he will not be able to work today.
I made this one up my self. Don't want to be fired...
Baierman knows Facebook sucks ass.
already bookmarked the generator.
etantao tried living in the real world but got evicted
Baierman knows there are only 2 options. Peeing outside the tent or peeing inside the tent.
Dave said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
Kind of creepy
Dave is your huckleberry.
Jon is perfectly sane. The voices in his head said so.
Jon thinks that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
Be kind to Senor Pablo or he will sic his ninja monkeys on you
E is going to court because the Never Ending Story is just plain false advertising.
Nice and how true!
Tim, Sarky is confused because she was only posting what the Generator told her to.....
but yeah, UNC played a great game against Kentucky....I care more about when we play them in football this weekend....
Tim knows when the ladies are after him.
Tim is one, hot monkey.
Sarky wants you to ask her about her vow of silence
Leo is som dood, som mexicun dood.
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Frank the Tank is getting out of his wet coat and into a dry martini
The ladies know when Tim has stolen their purses...
Tim knows when he has been licked.
Tim loves the smell of nape balm in the morning.
Tim knows when he's been licked because it's either his birthday or his anniversary....
Or should that be "will know that he'll be licked"?
Sarcastic One has a fantastic tongue.
Yep....my trademark, and it's on my resume'.....
be careful, though...it's sharp....
Tim likes to skip the light fandango and turn cartwheels across the floor.
Tim saw the Pope shit in the woods.
Sarky will only be impressed if it was JP2 circa the Reagan Administration...
Frank is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that he may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if he is right for you.
Sarcastic One has a thing for older men.
Tim's a lumberjack and that's OK. He works all night and he sleeps all day.
Vicky is a barathrum. Meaning: an insatiable person.
Vicky thinks that if Bill Gates got a penny every time some version of Windows crashed, he'd be the richest man in the world.
Sarky is glad that Vicky clarified what a barathrum was....because it looks like the Thomas spelling of bathroom...
Sarcky! You are sooooooo the queen!
And it was even worded in a status format..... I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!
Lyon is not an alchoholic, alchoholics go to meetings, you can find Lyon at the bar.