The fools!

At some point we're gonna need Erica Eliniak to pop out of a cake like in an old time bachelor party. I forget how that tied into the plot but it was important.

That's just perfect :)

I have never completely watched a Steven Segal's film. I can't stand him--also Norris and Bronson--but I have to give him one. His films, his rules.
He is also the badass who solve the whole mess with his pony tail intact. He barely gets hit and his punches and kicks weigh at least 3x a normal hit.

Also, the bad guys on his films haven't read "Shooting for Dummies", at least the haven't read the chapter 1: "Aim before shooting: the secrets of a sharp shoot".