As you read this, you're probably preparing the ol' gastrointestinal tract for a heavy intake of poultry and stuffing. Perhaps you're gearing up for some football, or hoping that the fox terriers finally take it at Westminster this year. I'm doing what every good American should do ... and getting the hell out of the country. I don't want to tell you where I am, for fear that "Woodies", as my fans are called (or should be called), will track me down and ruin my vacation wanting autographs and pictures of me kissing their babies' heads. Let's just say this place is warm and sunny and rhymes with "Bajorca". This island is so small that their currency is based on sea stars and gypsum and I don't have the necessary diving equipment to scrape together enough money to pay for their internet. (Which, by the way, looks like it's based on AOL v2.5). Fear not dear readers, I'm still here to delight and amuse with my ramblings. These just happen to be ramblings of times past. So I encourage you to revisit some of my old articles until I return next week.
- The Dave Challenges - One, Two, Three, Four, Five, and Six
- Real Men Love Cats
- Vagina Punch - My second most-read article to date.
- Women in the Workplace in 1943 - My most read article to date.
- The iPhone Factor - One, Two, and Three
- Wow'd - Because I thought it'd be fun to piss off the online gaming community. (Oh, and I did it again.)
- Dust - Because I thought it'd be fun to piss off the religious community as well.
- Unemployment Journal - This took me something like two hours to write. So you'd better enjoy every single brain cell I spent creating it.
- Overlooked Movies
- Overlooked Television Shows
- Where are They Now? The Cast of Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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Wow. Johnny and CLC are away, Dave is leaving, and I was about to apologize for not posting much because I found a man.
Back to the old grindstone.
Oh yeah, have a wonderful trip!
Safe trip Echo....
and thanks for keeping the distraction level down while I finish up the last week of my final semester!
You found a man???? C'mon, that deserves a post.
Scara, pay attention---she alluded to it in her Halloween story posting...
but sometimes (past the age of 19 or so) a woman doesn't talk about her man much because she just wants to keep something sacred...esp if it's a new thing.
Echo, I think that post on video game vagina punching is the last word on video game vagina punching. Well done.