Bacon defeated Fries last night in Colorado's 14th senate district. And that is how it should be.
(via Cynical-C)
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In politics, that's what we call a mandate.
But in the interest of being bipartisan, how about fries with bacon and melted cheese?
Melted Cheese was a Green Party candidate, which makes me just a little sick.
I'd like fries with bacon and mayo. And a beer, please.
Of course bacon wins, it is much more versatile, and when someone says bacon, you know they mean business. Fries are a side and are most often tossed out in the bottom of the bag. Nobody ever says "would you like fries on your burger?" or "how about an FLT for lunch?" or "you have a choice between sausage, ham, or fries with your grand slam?".
Any easier choice for voters here would be to vote for them.
People, it was the scandal. Fries was caught in the clutches of a young boy in the so-called "Happy Meal Surprise."
Fries lost because he failed to get the endorsement of Teresa Heinz.
He did however get the endorsement of Bob Vinegar and Wavy Gravy.
Well of course bacon wins! Bacon is much more versatile than fries. Has anyone ever ordered a Fries, lettuce and tomato sandwich? NO! Has anyone ever wrapped a hot dog in fries? Definitely not! Does anyone ever refer to sex as "makin fries"?
Of course not. Therefore, Bacon was destined to win. Eff Fries! Bacon all the way!
Is no one at all concerned about the pork barrel spending Sen. Bacon will inevitably bring to the table?
(Okay, not as good as Jimbo or Swayze's, but at least I'm trying...)
The real race was in the primaries: Bacon vs. Sausage. The vote was 50-50; split between the sexes. Sausage's appeal was particularly strong among middle-aged, women voters.
Throughout the recount process, Bacon remained firm and Sausage stood strong.
Eventually, time took its toll, and Sausage limped away in defeat.
I actually live in Colorado's 14th Senate district, and it wasn't until I saw this post on YBNBY that I realized the race was even vaguely humorous. I didn't notice from the yard signs or the ballot or as the results rolled in on TV.
And for the record, I voted for Bacon.
Isn't it obvous that what this country needs right now is more Fries?
I want Habeus Corpus, a commitment to renewable energy, and fries with that.
What it came down to was that bacon got the endorsement of mayor mccheese. after that fries didn't have a leg to stand on.
Mayor McCheese!!! I love it!!!
Good one Pablo. I guess tying Fries to that 'warshed up terrorist' the Hamburgler didn't help either.
Wow Vicky, copy and paste any comments lately?
Maybe it was synchronicity Jimbo.
Jimbo, we all love bacon around here...kind of a requirement to be a Loyal 77er....gotta defend Vicky on this one...
but somehow now I want fries with melted cheese and bacon bits on top...god, I'd better find a great cardiologist and stick him in my speed dial if I'm going to pal around with you guys much longer...
Thanks Sarcky!
And in my defense, I didn't even read your post before I posted mine. I was just so inspired at the topic of bacon I immediately posted. The only example of mine that was the same was the FLT, and I didn't even use the acronym, I typed out the words.