Apparently, I'm not the only one who got screwed by the banking industry.
said Phil on October 20, 2008 8:32 AM.
Grandmum Mills was so proud when she heard that Elizabeth was hired straight out of university as one of the higher ups at the bank. Much better than her sister Heather's short lived marriage to a musician...
You'd think it was a dramatic career change from Banker to Hooker, but not really.
'Hello, I'd like to make a deposit. '
If I was a prostitute I'd be a little leary of associating myself with something so unsavory as banking.
God damn I wish that was my bank.
Open a new account with any deposit amount and we will give you a free "gift".
Barclays - The original Full Service bank.
Invest - in a condom.
Banking - the world's 2nd oldest profession.
We may not raise your interest rate, but we will raise something else.
The new YBNBY business model?
Weren't you further on down the block laura?
Free happy ending with certificate of deposit.
"Amazon Women on the Move" Talk to your personal banker about the perks of this investment plan at Barkley's Bank worldwide.
Barclays Bank! Unlike other banks, we'll leave a smile on your face when we screw you.
Wall Street takes a hint from Amsterdam's Red Light District
Sperm Banks move into the 21st century
Let's see, money, naked women.. If this place has bacon pretty much no guy's ever gonna leave.
Wanna cash a check sir?
Guy in blue shirt: Hey Paul, let's open an account on that bank?
Paul: Nah... My wife wouldn't allow me.
This crisis has made the financial institutions try alternative ways in gathering new clients.
I always thought that was a bank, I never knew they sold hooks.
Barclays? Really? I would have guessed Wank of the Best.
I mean Bank of the West.
DSB - "Wank of the Best"
That's a winner!
Barclay's Bank has tellers at the full-service window that are really something to behold.
Earlier this week, the EU unveiled its approach to preventing a run on bank deposits.
Though unable to secure proper financing, the Spice Girls world tour debuted as planned.
Another attempt to gain some smidgen of a personality by the Pussycat Dolls.
hmm.. slight error with the typography, it was supposed to read "Barc's Lays Bank"
Even though he tried to fund his gambling problem with clever promotions and deliberate misspellings, the IRS was on to Charles Barkley.
(Melanie slaps her photographer boyfriend) "HEY! How come I'm obscured by the sign posts?"
Well that's one way to distract folks from the current financial crisis.
Apparently, I'm not the only one who got screwed by the banking industry.
Grandmum Mills was so proud when she heard that Elizabeth was hired straight out of university as one of the higher ups at the bank. Much better than her sister Heather's short lived marriage to a musician...
hmmmm, now we know why they are called Merchant Bankers
Barclays Bank: We blow more than just your money
Due to the bailout plan Barclays CEOs develop a different bonus plan
the Barclay auto financing...great rates, client satisfaction and a free hummer with every HumVee.