If you live near Portland, you're one lucky SOB....

A secret screen of The Watchmen that will take place in Portland, Oregon tonight. The movie is scheduled to show at the Regal Lloyd Center 10 Theater in Portland at 7pm.

Supposedly the screening has no passes and they'll just be recruiting people at the theater that night. So if you decide to go, it's probably a good idea to play dumb.

Pretend you have no idea about the film or the graphic novel and you just came out to see Max Payne or that dumb dog movie.

I'm hopping on a plane right now. Save me a seat!