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The Worlds Wackiest Candy Store

A couple of weeks ago, my two eldest sons shared a birthday party and we hired a magician for the party. It was with a little trepidation, because I've seen more than my fair share of awful kid's magicians, but this guy was dynamite. Forget the children, I don't think I've laughed so hard in a long time. It's like he was channeling Chris Farley.

Anyhow - on the way out, he mentioned that the magician gig was a sideline to his main gig - a whole group of online novelty stores, one of which is OffbeatTreats, crazy candy for the demanding connoisseur - and tonight he sent me this clip. Snot candy, zit poppers, chocolate poop and more - everything you need for a perfect Hallowe'en.

I'm thinking we should get Bob to do a weekly Andy Rooney piece for us.

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3 Comments

Sweet!

Yeah, you need to work with this guy if at all possible. He seems genuine.

said Brother Bill on October 5, 2008 10:16 PM.

He is disgusting!
Vulgar!
Highly offensive!

I love him! He's perfect!
Add him to the Maverick team!

said Dave's World on October 5, 2008 11:40 PM.

I saw the booger candy and Zit Poppers at Target last night!

said Amanda on October 6, 2008 8:18 AM.
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