I love singing The Name Game. It's an easy way to impress the kids. Here's where I should insert jokes about myself and my colleagues, but I can't think of anyone else with the names Bairman, Echowood, Razen, Cellania, or ConservativeLiberalCrat.
(via Cynical-C)


I'm not kidding when I say that when I was a kid, I thought that Tito Puente was the dictator of Yugoslavia.
I believe that is why I failed Civics.
A boy can dream, though, can't he?
Also, I had no idea that Obama was related to Saddam Hussein. Thanks for the tip, YBNBY!