As we count down the minutes to tonight's main event, make sure you stock up on all the accesories you need for the party, including custom Palin Bingo cards.
Personally I'm wondering if "Mousetrap" might not be a more apt game to play...
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VP Debate Drinking game:
Mom - 1 drink
Hockey - 1 drink
God - 1 drink
Working Family - 1 drink
Higher taxes - 1 drink
Gas prices - 1 drink
Unemployment - 1 drink
Bailout - 2 drinks
Collaterallized Mortgage Securites - Whole beverage
Brilliant. Guess I know what I'm doing tonight.
What, no Biden card? That'd be a hoot. I'm watching for:
"First mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy."
"Barack America."
"Slight Indian accent."
"Ohio State's ass."
"Franklin Roosevelt got on t.v."
Oh, I forgot. If Biden tells a guy in a wheelchair to stand up, that counts as two spaces.
Including a Biden card would make it too easy to win, since all of his statements will be plagiarized from a previous debate. (See? I can dish it out to the lefties, too!)
If Biden shows off his world class dentures - 1 drink.
Says 'I'm talkin bitch!' - whole beverage.
Biden/Palin answers question about with reference to unrelated personal hardship.
'I understand how important reforming health care finance is because of blah blah blah poor little Tiny Tim blah blah blah.'
Isn't Biden/Palin the chief source of nourishment for blue whales?
BINGO!!!!!!
Do I get a t-shirt?
(card # 1, Alaska, Special Needs, air space, Hockey Mom, and Terrorists....)
Going for the media black-out now....
Fuck! SO you beat me.
Oh well. I got my buzz on. Bidens still got the teeth, and damn, he knows what its like at the kitchen table.
BTW,
How do you get 100 old women to say 'Fuck!'?
Yell 'Bingo!'.
Yah, we can probably stump up for a free T shirt, seeing as you were the first. Email me your address, and I'll get it out to you
Scara, I am actually going to PASS on this one....while most of me is screaming "YAY!!! Free Stuff!!!", there is a small nagging voice that is telling me that a t-shirt that Palin won for me is a tainted tee....
I'll just hold out and try again and again and again in the caption competitions...
Now I can't even GIVE T shirts away, let alone sell any. Be honest - is the fat girl in the blue panties and stayups hurting our brand?
Well, while I appreciate the humor in the plus size gal modeling the tee, it does kind of fail Marketing 101 criteria....look at Victoria's Secret then look at half the clientele (humbly putting myself in that category)--women want to think they will look hotter when wearing something...put Phoebe Cates circa 1980 or Meghan Fox in one w/the same amount of stomach showing...and you will have to start a sweatshop in your basement to keep up with demand...
Oh, and plastic travel mugs!!!
And, it's not always easy to find the link to the store....
But, in this case I just don't want anything from the GOP this time around except for them to exit stage left as I hear "na na na, na na na, hey hey, goodbye" blaring from the speakers.... a Palin tee is one I could not wear in pride...