I can just see the pitch:
"It's beautiful girls with big boobs... in their underwear... on pogosticks".
How could it not be a classic
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I can just see the pitch:
"It's beautiful girls with big boobs... in their underwear... on pogosticks".
How could it not be a classic
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I can't wait til this advertising group starts hawking window blinds. Then i will have something to get excited about.
A woman is in the hospital bathroom taking a bath. A knock comes at the door. "Who's there? I'm naked" to which he replies "It's the blind man". The women relaxes and beckons him in. The worker stares long and hard at her before saying "Nice tits, love. Now, where do you want these blinds?"
Ba-da-bum.
Was that set ok?
okay, I know this site is about bacon and boobs....but can the girls get some equal time (or at least 77% equal time--kind of like our paychecks)?
I'm thinking one clip of the Chevy Traverse hot guy posted by Miss C....
Sarcky - Did you not get a good look at Johnny? I suggest you open his profile and take another gander ...
Now if pretty boys are more your style, Echowood has submitted an extensive (and by that I mean neverending, exhaustive, etc ...) gallery of personal photos over the past few months.
Of course, for that Dr. Evil fetish, we can proudly submit our fearless leader for your, ummm, 'consideration'.
Just tell us what you're looking for; we have quite a diverse male population here at YBNBY, and we aim to please.
Sorry---you guys are like brothers at this point...I want some good ol' no strings attached scenery--like the old Diet Coke guy, the Traverse guy, the old Preferred Stock guys....I respect you guys too much to treat you like pieces of meat...
CLC and Miss C might back me up on this one....I have a man, I just want pretty pictures of anonymous guys to break up the monotony of studying....(and no, I don't mean porn)
it might attract a more diverse crowd.....
Nope, sorry, I don't understand that at all. Meat is meat.
Why don't you try staring at Dave's picture for awhile. Let your eyes cross; kinda like those computer-generated pix from years ago. Then, POOF, your dream man emerges.
(Sorry, Dave, I didn't mean to imply that it wasn't immediately apparent.)
I have my dream man...I just want some fluff scenery til I get to see him....
just figured I'd answer Scara's WTF question....every pretty boy actor knows that if you please the ladies and look the other way when some of the guys look you over, you sell twice as many tickets....
so, just a little bit of cheesecake to go with the bacon...that's all I'm asking!
My Auntcle Bert uses the same approach for selling family heirlooms.
Tim, I thought we all worked through your Auntcle Bert issues with you already....
That doesn't mean I don't still miss hirm.
Okay, vent away....
or link to the original story--that was pure gold....
nice word, btw....
subtle but funny....