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What to wear for Halloween


Want a knock out costume for All Hallows Eve? Something that will make everyone double take and stare.

That's easy.

The hottest costumes for Halloween
aren't really costumes at all.

So if you're still not sure of what to wear here's some helpful suggestions...


Sure you could buy and WEAR a costume this year.
But that's what you did last year. And the year before that.

If you really want something great to wear, don't wear anything.
I'm not talking birthday suit, I'm thinking something a little more creative.

Grab some body paint and let your cookies give the crowd a treat.

There's loads of costumes you can try. For example, how about going as a...

Ship's Captain
Find a friend to be your first mate and you'll be the life of the bash. Dressed like this, everyone will say "Aye, Aye!"


Wonder Woman. Bat Girl. Cat woman. Supergirl.
Take your pick. You'll do plenty of saving that's guaranteed.



Fox Hunt
You could dress up as a fox or paint yourself as a fox hunter and be both.


Who do we appreciate?
(Do I even have to answer.)



Sexy nurse - expected.
Sexy latex body-painted nurse? Sizzle, sizzle. Better call a doctor


Engines started and revved.


Alice in Wonderland
Yes, that's just what you'll be.


Cheetah. Leapard. Tiger.
Animals are always in for Halloween.


That includes futuristic animal warriors too.


Soccer player
It's the number 1 sport in the world and the perfect costume.


Body paint can help you play the villain too.


Whatever you choose for Halloween, go all out.

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That's the only way I'd give the US flag a good lickin'!

said etantao on October 21, 2008 1:18 PM.

FYI, the ships captain is actually dressed up like a Marine. Give us a little respect when a smokin chick decides to represent the Corps. That chick is wayyyy to hot to wanna rep the Navy! But seeing as how the boobs are a bit of a distraction, I understand the mental slip.

said dawgsman81 on October 21, 2008 9:02 PM.

Awesome! It's been so long since we had a nice boobie post.

Hey Dawgsman, I wonder if the Nice marine lady had the obligatory Full frontal lobotomy to make the costume complete...

Just playin, I'm Ex- Army is all

Marine = Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential

Either that or My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

said Sheriff Pablo on October 21, 2008 10:07 PM.

Damn, I hate it when I get paint on my nose

said Vicky on October 21, 2008 10:49 PM.


Love your posts. You are a great addition to the lovely ladies of YBNBY.

Keep up the good work!

P.S. We need a pictorial: "Lovely Ladies of YBNBY"

said Tim on October 22, 2008 12:27 AM.

Happy to serve you all with boobles.

said Baierman on October 22, 2008 8:21 AM.

Let me just warn you boys....these are excellent examples of craftsmanship. But there are establishments that apparently don't have the artistic talent that the men painting these girls do....and I've seen the scary results....

picture drunk 50 yr olds on Bourbon Street getting this done---not a good idea....they look like the human version of airbrushed license plates from the state fair (tacky and cheap, covered in paint)(and I don't mean cheap in a MYLF kind of way)

said sarcastic one on October 22, 2008 9:40 AM.

SO, I've seen the scary results too. If I posted them, I'd be in violation of Rule #1.
So I chose not to. I'll save those for another day.

PS - the same can be said for spandex. There are too many people who don't wear it right.

said Baierman on October 22, 2008 10:51 AM.

Baier, I used to work at a dept store and the women walking into the dressing rooms to try on spandex leggings, tank tops, etc were range of sizes....but yet they all optimistically thought a size small fit them. Spandex worked miracles...but we used to say that we could hear it scream when too much was asked of it...

terrible but true.

said sarcastic one on October 22, 2008 11:20 AM.

I think Tim may be onto something here - "The Women of YBNBY" calendar, all for charity.

said Scaramouch on October 22, 2008 11:29 AM.

Oh, and those are some big ass buttons on that Alice costume.

said Scaramouch on October 22, 2008 11:30 AM.

She's got you thinking about falling down into the hole, huh?

said sarcastic one on October 22, 2008 11:38 AM.

Hmmm... That could beat the Pirelli calendar, Scara...

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 22, 2008 12:33 PM.

Feel free to use my silhouette image...and if you need a different pose, transpose the image....hey, you could even make me look like twins...(like a less psycho version of the Barbie twins)

said sarcastic one on October 22, 2008 12:44 PM.

Anybody else notice that the Superhero and Cheerleader are the same gal?

She must be some sort of serial paint exhibitionist. I think she qualifies for an award in the category 'attention whore'.

Either that, or she works in advertising at Sherwin-Williams.

said Tim on October 22, 2008 1:31 PM.

Tim....you must have a wife and three daughters...who else would make eye contact when confronted with these pictures!!!!

Don't judge...she doesn't waste any time doing laundry these days....

said sarcastic one on October 22, 2008 1:36 PM.

Tim and Mouch- Well, of course I'll contribute to the calendar if it's for charity. "The smartass girls of YBNBY". I can see it on Wal-Mart shelves already. Right between the Sexy Bacon Poses calendar and the Girls Next Door Year in Costumes calendar.

said Vicky on October 23, 2008 12:01 AM.

I think we should grab all the key calendar demographics by wrapping ourselves in bacon and posing next to Hef ourselves....

whaddya think?

Let's see....what charity? How about the one that supports the home for retired Chippendales? (and I don't mean the horses...)

said sarcastic one on October 23, 2008 8:44 PM.

dammit....I got thinking about Chippendales and somehow got them mixed up with Clydesdales....

talk about Freudian slip.....

said sarcastic one on October 23, 2008 11:14 PM.

I was wondering about the horse thing....

said Scaramouch on October 23, 2008 11:44 PM.

either way, it's a bunch of studs parading around....

and they are both associated with firefighters...

okay, gotta excuse myself now....
sweet dreams for me tonight....
(and not because of the horses...that's a Dave visits Tijuana thing...)

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 12:19 AM.

SO- an all inclusive calendar sounds perfect. As for the charity, we should do some research.....I wouldn't mind going to the retired Chippendale home....those guys retire at around.....30, right?

said Vicky on October 24, 2008 12:21 AM.

Vicky....even better...25yo...

Then there's always the "get better soon Tom Brady" fund (not a Patriots fan, just appreciate him in uniform)...but I'd want to do a site visit and make sure he's still laid up...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 12:25 AM.

Agreed. I appreciate him and out of uniform. There was a two page layout of him a couple years ago in.....GQ I think it was.... very good...ummm article. Yeah, I read GQ for the articles, that's it.

said Vicky on October 24, 2008 1:05 AM.
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