Combine this with CLC's post about STD emails, and you've got a goldmine!!!

And for the record, if McCain is the winner on November 4th, I want the news broken to me gently on every news source with this puppy's face!

Augh---sorry---forgot the no politics in the blog area rule (I was on vacation when Scara called a truce...)
Just punched myself in the face as punishment....no need to sic CLC on me....

Sarcky - Who you trying to fool? We are all well aware of your penchant for causing yourself a little 'pleasant pain' from time to time.

that's the last time I confide my dark secrets to you Tim......

Sarcky - You know that isn't true.

It's okay....I told them all how you dressed up like your Auntcle, and not just for Halloween...so we're even...

I only did as you requested, Sarcky. Next you'll tell me that the family heirloom is no longer of any use to you.

Tim---I sent it to Cindy McC as my campaign contribution--remember? Or did you kill too many brain cells in your atomizer days?

Oh yes, I remember that story you told. But you know, that I know now, it simply is not true.

Please Sarcky ... you must stop this ruse. No woman would willingly give up the family heirloom once they have it in firm grasp with both hands.

You are quickly losing all credibility with the female YBNBY viewers.

Tim, I didn't say I don't have a full arsenal of my own....but I barely knew you then and I'm not into vintage clothes, let alone anything I need to wear a hazmat suit in order to play with....so I had to pay it forward...
(c'mon...the long history of where that thing had been would have scared off any sane girl)

A&E came out with their reproduction, so I bought that instead...not as powerful, but no images of your sister/brother/Auntcle to break my concentration as I'm about to arrive.....

fierce, welcome to the show....