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Seriously, I don't know what to say about this one. I'm looking forward to everyone reaching into their dysfunctional bag of tricks to come up with something. Happy Friday!

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Real America.

said Brother Bill on October 24, 2008 11:28 AM.

After an unsuccessful morning spent tinkering with the carb on her scooter, arguing with the insurance company over her latest androgen treatment, and dealing with the rapture, Dorothy chuckled and shook her head. “Nope, we sure as shit aren’t in Kansas anymore, are we?”

said harry angstrom on October 24, 2008 11:32 AM.

It's okay...Just walk slowly and act normal and no one will suspect anything.

said Heather Dawn on October 24, 2008 11:35 AM.

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.

said nfinley on October 24, 2008 11:36 AM.

With the arrival of the apocalypse, Bob felt that he could finally roam the streets as he had always wanted...ready for anything that would require a blue helmet, a thong and red clogs.

said ttrentham on October 24, 2008 11:48 AM.

I feel pretty, OH so pretty and whitty and gay?

said mekon12 on October 24, 2008 12:00 PM.

After the leave of absence from YBNBY Johnny took the "Night Cobra" super hero thing just a little too far.

Johnny come back to us. We miss you.

said Dave on October 24, 2008 12:09 PM.

Mike Ditka models the other uniform changes he'd make if he were NFL commissioner...

said Dan on October 24, 2008 1:18 PM.

I'm a Hunka Hunka Burnin Love.

said E on October 24, 2008 2:02 PM.

Oh CLC, how mean you are...
All the football mockery over Tim was not enough for you? Did you really need to bring up a picture of his auntcle in his working clothes?

Bad bad girl... No doughnuts for you...

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 24, 2008 2:24 PM.

It's just Wilhelm Van der Birken-from the Amsterdam's Fire Fighters Squad-sporting their brand new uniform.

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 24, 2008 2:29 PM.

Somewhere, someone is jerking off to that picture.

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 24, 2008 2:32 PM.

Tom Brady, age 45, after Giselle (still hot after all these years) leaves him for a 22yr old USC first round draft pick.
(whose new Ferrari just happens to be in that very warm garage)

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 2:34 PM.

Somewhere, someone is jerking off to that picture.

-- Leo, very funny. Disturbing as well.

said E on October 24, 2008 2:35 PM.

Dick Cheney, January 30, 2009

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 2:35 PM.

E---what Leo didn't say is that it might have been him....

kidding Leo.....I never get to pick on you :-)

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 2:37 PM.

Buzz didn't understand why he got sent home from work...it was casual Friday, after all...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 2:38 PM.

What a man is left with after Zsa Zsa Gabor divorces him...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 2:41 PM.

Oh Sarcky... that could cost you a 10% reduction in your share of the Catfight PPV money.

But I'm a nice guy and will not do that to you. Not yet...

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 24, 2008 2:47 PM.

the gay short bus crashed tragically today but survivors looked fabulous

said andy on October 24, 2008 3:03 PM.

Which catfight? I'm booked for so many these days....

--W/Coulter, I get 90%, SP gets 10% because it was his idea...
--The one w/"she who must not be named" was pro bono work....(not my idea--Scara told me I had to prove my worth...and I've been wiping the mud and baby oil off ever since)
--the one with Meagan wasn't really one--was it?

what others ones have you guys booked me for? I have to make sure it fits both my schedule and the viewing public's...

Can't fight at the same time as SEC football games and we have to squeeze them in before ASS basketball begins...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 3:06 PM.

Ronald McDonald gets mugged...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 3:07 PM.

[ACC.....god I can't type...]

had everyone thinking it was the prison circuit basketball season already...
must have been picturing Coach K when I typed that one out...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 3:08 PM.

or that our division kicks everyone's ass....

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 3:09 PM.

Just another day on the streets of Bagdad

said Baierman on October 24, 2008 3:17 PM.

"ASS basketball" - That's about right!

said Tim on October 24, 2008 3:17 PM.

In the 90's, this was the only way a white man could walk the streets of south central and not get fucked with.


said Baierman on October 24, 2008 3:18 PM.

"[ACC.....god I can't type...]

had everyone thinking it was the prison circuit basketball season already...
must have been picturing Coach K when I typed that one out..."

SO - Perhaps "ASS basketball" was a Freudian slip? Either way, you owe me a keyboard!!

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on October 24, 2008 3:18 PM.

Okay, Mr. I'm loyal to a college team in every city I've lived in.....
I never call you on your typos and I caught it before everyone else....

So, yes....kicks ass division.....

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 3:19 PM.

btw, the mouthing off was to Tim...not CLC...first of all, she's a lady, second of all, I'm scared of her...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 3:21 PM.

CLC--not Freudian to think Coach K is an ass....
and your keyboard is on the way....wireless so you can sit way back and not spew on the monitor when another keyboard bites the dust...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 3:23 PM.

Back to captions: Echowood enjoys the pyrotechnics at the AXE event...

said Dan on October 24, 2008 3:26 PM.

[Better yet]
Echo after he returns home and finds out that Dave really DID go visit Lindsey...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 3:29 PM.

Sarcky, there's the "Christmas Special - Mud-n-Jello Catfight Octagon". I'll try to get Meagan fighting there, if you want. They need your confirmation and available dates to schedule the other fighters. It will not be in the Christmas Day, the fight will take place in November to raise funds to the Chippendales --or whatever it's spelled--Retirement Castle.

My secreta--sorry--assistant Jeanine will be calling you to confirm your free dates.
The guys at the Catfight Channel had sent me a report with the rates. For each fight, you're getting more PPV sells than Mike Tyson has got in his entire career.

That said, I have to tell you: You've got the superbowl half time show. No Janet Jackson and Justin Jimberwake shit this season. Uh, and no baseball game beats your fights. Don't worry.

Keep up like this and in 7 months you can have your own jet plane.

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 24, 2008 3:36 PM.

Leo, I want fresh meat...so new opponents....

but since it's for a good cause, I'm free....as long as I don't have to chew off anyone's ear a la Mike T.

Don't need my own plane--a new car and my own private source of refined oil would be enough...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 3:40 PM.

The way you're making money on the fights, and with the YbNbY bacon-chicks calendar to come, soon you'll be able to buy you Alaska and drill, baby drill because it's all yours.

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 24, 2008 3:46 PM.

Olaf Gunderson: The greatest Dutch "stunt-cock" of all time was beginning to think that the porn industry was leaving him behind. Having sex with a farm animal while eating a waffle out of a milk maid's ass was one thing, but doing it while on fire was just too much. Realizing he just didn't have "it" anymore, the grizzled veteran decided he had donned his trusty banana hammock for the last time and called it a career.

said Buccaneer_9 on October 24, 2008 4:44 PM.

Dammit Bucc - you make me proud to call you my friend.

Ladies and Gentlemen - THIS is the type of company I keep!... and why I love him so.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on October 24, 2008 4:51 PM.

I'm convinced that this is the stage they left out in the pictures of the "Evolution of Man"

said Vicky on October 24, 2008 5:04 PM.

Andy - You need to contribute more often, man. Damn funny.

Sarcky - What loyalty? I follow ASU and UK ... that's within the rules. One has my BS money and the other is getting my MS money. If I add Northwestern to my list, then you have a valid point.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lookup the preseason ASS rankings.

said Tim on October 24, 2008 5:50 PM.

Tim...chill.....just training for my next catfight...can't let my skills get too rusty. But I see I've still got it because I ruffled your feathers...

as for the typo...had to make a mistake some point this year---why wait til New Year's eve?

but I hope you're only looking at the women's ASS rankings...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 9:32 PM.

Sad to see what's become of John Elway these days.

said E on October 24, 2008 9:40 PM.

Sarcky - Babe, I KNOW the women's ASS rankings. It's the women's SEX rankings that confuse me!

No ruffled feathers. Just good fun.

said Tim on October 24, 2008 9:52 PM.

So far, we have the ASS and SEX conferences. Big-10 and Big-12 fit right in; no changes needed. What ... Packin-10?

said Tim on October 24, 2008 9:55 PM.

Tim, when it comes to the women's ASS rankings, you apparently root for USC...

said sarcastic one on October 24, 2008 10:15 PM.

Herrrre kitty kitty, my goodness where could that cat have gotten to

said ed on October 24, 2008 10:38 PM.

No way. ASU has porn stars on their cheerleading squad. Seriously!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtney_Simpson

Not to mention the 'scandelous' pictures taken a few years ago.

http://cbs2.com/slideshows/ASU.Cheerleaders.Arizona.20.717524.html

said Tim on October 25, 2008 12:22 AM.

I like Bring'em Young in the Mount-Her Best conference.

said Paul on October 25, 2008 7:25 PM.

Ned was unsure about the red heels until he found the helmet to pull the outfit together.

said Paul on October 25, 2008 7:26 PM.

A Key West trick-or-treater takes the trick a little too far.

said Paul on October 25, 2008 7:30 PM.

With the knowledge that Mindy liked football players, male dancers, and clowns, Bart strategically picked out the outfit that would finally give him the chance to rock her world....oh yeah, they'd be burning up the sheets tonight, baby!!!

said sarcastic one on October 26, 2008 9:22 PM.

Well, the ruby slippers had worked, Dorothy was home, but something still felt...different.

said Spikey on October 26, 2008 11:34 PM.

His 1970's pantyhose royalties drying out fast, Joe Namath signs on for a new, hip commercial series that's guaranteed to open the eyes of even the most liberal viewers.

said Tim on October 27, 2008 12:16 AM.

(Tim, very nice....this is why I like YBNBY....no 16yr old could have posted that one...)

said sarcastic one on October 27, 2008 8:08 AM.

GTA: Kirby

said Don't Swayze Bro on October 27, 2008 10:40 AM.

Wilhem takes a last walk around at Michael Jackson's Neverland.
- Now that MJ had to close it--he ponders--where the hell am I suppose to work?

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 27, 2008 10:46 AM.

(...)
There's this love that is burning
Deep in my soul
Constantly yearning to get out of control
Wanting to fly higher and higher
I can't abide standing outside the fire

Standing outside the fire
Standing outside the fire
Life is not tried it is merely survived
If you're standing outside the fire

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 27, 2008 10:50 AM.

Buttman presents: Cannonball man stunts. A XXX movie as you've never seen before.
Cumming soon, on a Blockbuster right next door.

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 27, 2008 10:57 AM.
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