Further proof that Duke does NOT have the ugliest cheerleaders, as rumored...

Reason #1 why LSU is known as a party school....

Dude....what else do we have to do to earn this merit badge?

Now I'm sorry we came up with the breast exam for merit badge idea....

[see recent Onion.com article]

Cue up the marching band playing "Dude looks like a lady..."

Who knew that Madonna rooted for the Tigers? Looks like the divorce has been kind of rough on her though...

Damn, we can't take Dad anywhere.

Jerry Springer tries for a career comeback!

Tom was taking his underage porn sting operation a little to seriously.....

Dad's right...things haven't been the same since Saban left us...

Reason #1 why the Boy Scouts don't have gay troop leaders.

With our nation's economy and job market in shambles, Steve Zahn is taking all the work he can get these days.

The new album is not selling--says Hetfield--so we're trying to promote it in all the ways we can. Right now Hammet is all dressed in leather in a gay-bikers roadside bar. Poor man.

Being so close the New Orleans, David Lee Roth thought that the fans in Baton Rouge would be more appreciative of his team support.

Hollywood pitch meeting.

With the emotional scars left by his perverted scoutmaster almost behind him, Timmy knew that just one kiss, ONE KISS from an LSU cheerleader would make him whole again.

autobiographical much there 'Timmy'?

Damn, I cut-n-paste that from my diary and forgot to change the name!

In his old age, Gramps was reliving his glory days of past.

Wait....Halloween is when?!?!? Oh shit.....

Oh my God--thought Timmy--she's hot!

Shit. Here we go ...

Baier--"She's mine"
Evil--"No way, man--I spotted her when you went to take a leak--finder's keepers"

years later the two would spend a Halloween night drinking the traumatic memory away, sideswiped by a flashback that surfaced when their hallmate chose to wear a LSU purple shirt....

And to think I once thought Andy Dick was funny.

The memory of Tim loosig his virginity as a young boy scout to a hot cheerleader was always hazy until this photo surfaced of his Autuncle.
It was at that moment that the haze cleared and he remembered.
Oh shit did he remember...

the joke's on the cheerleader..."she" deflowered a monkey....

Boy Scout 1. (Baier):I'd tap that.
Boy Scout 2. (Tim): Oh yeah baby. She's hot.

This is what happens when there is no real rival within your state's borders...fan inbreeding...

Does anyone else see Dave in the background, sunglasses on, mouth agape?

Lucky for him the boy scouts got to her first...

Better...

Boy Scout 1. (Baier):I'd tap that.
Boy Scout 2. (Tim): Oh yeah baby. She's hot.
Guy wearing sunglasses (Dave): Out of my way, kids. Let a rancher show you how to do it!

What cougars look like in Louisiana....

let this be a lesson boys--Bourbon Street takes it's toll on those girls gone wild...

2 AM couldn't come fast enough for this cheerleader...

Crap. I was hoping that you guys wouldn't catch that.

Dave, when Scara says to pay him so he'll crop the picture, he means business!

It came up to us at the same time s.o....

Dave, you're between friends... let it out... And remember... 2 am...

All I can say is, it was a bad day to be drunk at a LSU football game.

great (sick) minds think alike...

funny, that's why Baier and Timmy were fighting over her, too...

Sarcky must have paid it forward with Scara. In the original photo, she is clearly seen underneath the stands staring up at the moon.

Ladies and gentlemen, the reason Sarcastic one never posted her real picture.

Dave, it's okay...they don't allow you into the stands if your B.A.C. isn't high enough....
but you have to stick to the buddy system like the young scouts were taught to do!

sigh...the truth had to come out sooner or later Dave...

but we did have a great night after the game, didn't we? especially around 2:05 am....
I really would have taken you for the boy in the relationship....

and you have to admit, my biceps look great....

I'm much hotter now that the surgeries are complete....what, did you think this chest was real?

S.O., I don't think that you or I will ever forget the night that I made you feel like a natural woman.

but I still can't get your voice out of my head...."can I please call you mommy?"

it kind of rattles me to this day...

It's being funny as hell to keep track of this conversation.

I can't wait for the next comment to arrive at my email...

S.O.: 2:05... It have been this fast?

that was when the cuddling began and I had to plan my escape...Dave is much more clingy than he might seem...

Dave, I'm sorry---but you swore you would never share our little secret....

That was due to the velcro chaps that you made me wear.
I wasn't clingy.

Oohhh...I forgot about those....you took them home with you and I had some 'splainin to do about where they wandered off to.....

You see, boys and girls, no one---and I mean no one---can resist the sheer charisma of Dave...

he doesn't even have to use a bow or gun when he hunts...the animals come to him and lay down at his feet, overwhelmed by his manliness.....

And that was the first--and only until the present day--undocumented Loyal77 members penis fencing session.

Leo...It wasn't really undocumented---you did film it to sell in Brazil....
oops...we forgot to let Dave in on that fact...

nevermind...

Sarcky... It was supposed to remain a secret.

oops....me and my big mouth...

ironically Dave didn't have a problem with it being big that night....

hehe...

tha chir leder loks alt lik leo mom but leos mom si mexicun

i rid her lik ponee til on da

oh leo mom ohhh
ohh tommy ohhh
tak i all leo mom
no yo tak it al tommy
wat the..
o no leo mom hav a wenr
o no..
run tommy run

Hi Thomas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least Leo's mom has one....maybe you can borrow it from her one day...

How could you run, Tommy?
As my mom told me, you could barely walk, and even walking was painful for you.

She told me that your ass hurt so bad you bought that 'doughnut pillow' in order to seat, and told to your friends at the bar that you've had hemorrhoids.

I don no wat ot borrow

Leo i don evn no wat yo sed

homr simson sez mmm donnuts.
tommy sez mmm leo mom.

Tommy, you either love her or you don't....
I know she has a restraining order out on you, but you're harmless....
and you have to be pretty smart to be able to spell every word wrong---that takes some real energy...

i lik i wen yo tak drity to me

that's what all the boys say....
but I already took care of that with Dave today...sorry you missed out Tommy...

Ok, Tommy... because of your IQ, I'll try to me more specific (maybe graphic):

The 'doughnut pillow' is something you have to use when you have hemorrhoids problem (or another issue causing you pain in your asshole), so you can seat and your sensitive body end will not touch any surface.

It's nothing more than a pillow (or cushion) shaped like a donut, to relief your lacerated back ending, after your love night with "leos mom", when you need to sit down.

Wait, let me fire some pity dirty talk Tommy's way...

Ooh Tommy....give it to me Tommy....you're soooo goo----

what? You're done already?

Shit....

leo sons lik yo no lot bowt sor assis hahahahhahaha

mmm sarcastic one mmmmmmm

Christ, reading Thomas is like trying to understand my6 month old! The only thing he got correct was how to spell Sarkys name

Looks like at least he knows how to copy and paste, Johnnie.

undrsnding jonny si lik jonnys moma

eezee

hahhahh brn

brn lik mi wenr aftr bangin leo mom
nd jonny mom at sme tim

Deleted scene from X-Files episode "Home."

I remember the last time I lost a bet too.

Man in sunglasses:
-Hey! You there with the cheerleader uniform! Tommy!! Man, is that you? I knew it!!!

After her part-time job at Taco Bell, Tommy's girlfriend also attended as a LSU cheerleader.

After her part-time job at Taco Bell, Tommy's girlfriend also attended as a LSU cheerleader.

cuntinude-
to bad shea wus so dam ugli taht she ha to mov bak to mexco a yir lader to giv brth to hr basturd sonn leo carvalho.
tommy ws probly teh dady

oh tht brn lik mi wenr fter tapin yor mom ass

Show of hands.....who thinks that Dave is Tommy?

Shhhhhh... Sarcky... Let's pretend we don't know...

Sorry--did I say that out loud?

Woohoo! 80 posts!

(Dave's hand not raised.)
I thought I already went through all of this and cleared my name of Tommy.
I was completely out of the office on a job when he surfaced yesterday.

Who am I next? Laura?

Dave-Poster Child for Life.
Tomas-Poster Child for birth control.

How did I get lumped into this?

Dave,

Apparently, Tommy Boy is intoxicating to some. Hence the comparison.

I see that S.O. gave Tomas a little cybersex right here on YBNBY.

Way to take one for the team Sarky.

In fact, the team isn't doing anything right now. Wadd'ya say, Sarcky?

Forgive me. The shot was there, so I took it.

It is a little known fact that the late Warren Zevon always staged private theater productions based on the lyrics of his songs before deciding whether they would go on the album or not.

Here is a scene from "Night Time in the Switching Yard."

Tim....that's what she said!

hee hee....

I just got back from my marathon of 50 showers back to back...remind me to never engage in that kind of behavior again--no matter how shortlived...

Lava soap scrub downs, 5 condoms, a computer screen between us and I still feel like a dirty girl---and not in a good way....