I completely missed the debate last night. Surfing after midnight, I found out pretty much all I needed to know about it online, and things I really didn't need to know but found interesting, like this picture.
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"Father, strike him down"
"ack!"
A wise leader knows to wash his hands after shaking with Joe the Plumber.
Hahaha! BB, that takes me back to a conversation I had with a restaurant customer many years ago... I don't remember anything about the conversation except "plumbers are never fingernail biters."
McCain gasps for air as Barack drops another powerful Obama and casually walks away.
Obama had no interest in arguing sodomy's place in America.
McCain attempts to fulfill his promise to "whip Obama's you-no-what."
New McCain slogan: "I love big butts and I can not lie."
Obama is the king of 'always leave them wanting more'.
Viagra cramps can strike anyone, anywhere at any time.
Yeah, boyyyy!
McCain: "Elizabeth, I'm commin' to join ya honey!"
Obama probably shouldn't have pigged out on all of that blackbean dip so soon before the debate.
In an effort to reach out to the younger demographic, McCain greeted the crowd with:
"WAAAAAAAZZZZAAAAAAAAAP!!"
The Mummy Part II - Maverick Boogaloo.
CLC - "WAAAAAAAZZZZAAAAAAAAAP!!"
That's a winner.
So this is what it's like to gag on my running mate's cheap perfume from Wal-mart. Curse you aqua scum!
McCain made a devestating misstep with his monkey impression.
WTF? I just can't believe that the last 8 years of bullying tactics just aren't working anymore!"
http://images.theage.com.au/2008/10/16/236440/svMCCAIN-420x0.jpg
Just for fun, from another angle.
Damn. I hate when McCain does that 'Vote for me, I'm old and I'm gonna die soon', schtick.
I dunno, still hard to tell from this pic who looks more Presidential.
Argh! My chest! I can't breathe! Help me - don't walk away! I have been so kind and fair to you, don't let me die here!! I was supposed to go out a hero!! Aaghhhh............
For another view of the same thing:
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Republican-presidential-nominee-shaking-hands-Senator-Barack-Obama-presidential-debate/photo//081016/ids_photos_ts/r1772410910.jpg/;_ylt=Ag78LtBekGun7WjAIG8lGpIDW7oF
Obama, tired of all the accusations of terrorist ties decided to surprise McCain with Chemical Warfare following their debate.