In honor of the Dow plunging down another 508 points, here's 3 photos to caption and make light of.
(Given the grim news.)
You can caption 1 or all of them. Just mark 1, 2, or 3 in the comment, as reference.
(Click on photo to enlarge.)
Photo 1
Photo # 2
Photo #3
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#2 - 'Look serious. You've almost got this pulled off. Don't. Laugh.'
#1 'Shit.'
#3 'The stock market is collapsing? That's peculiar!'
1. Feeling as though he was going to loose his job anyway, Marvin decided to do the one thing he had always wanted to since his first days on Wall Street. Take a crap on the stock exchange floor.
2. "He better not be . . .alright, he's fired."
3. "Did you guys hear the news? No, no, that's nothing. Get this. Marvin just took a crap on the floor! Yeah, we're watching it on the monitors right now!"
. . . .oops . . ."lose" . . .not "loose" . . .
Myron - It could be loose, depending on how many enchiladas marvin had the night before.
3. Hello...Mom? Yeah it's harry...Look, i'm gonna need you to put all your money into canned goods and shotgun shells ok?...Yeah 12 gauge...right I'll be home tomorrow...Love you mom...Buh-bye.
#1 Crap--they're taking my picture for YBNBY.That's what I get for making fun of Becky two weeks ago when her picture made their site...
#2 I wonder if they'll let me play myself in the movie--I've always really wanted to be an actor. And I have lots of free time now...
#1 Invisible chair.
#2 Welcome to the rock.........
#2 - "Yes, that *is* my Final Answer"
#1 - "Okay... gotta relax... make fists with your toes... fists with your toes... damn it, it's not working, that guy was full of crap!"
"He... could... go... all... the... damn!"
oops... that last one goes with #3
1 - "Shit, Bernanke's got egg salad stuck in his beard again."
2 - "Shit, I have egg salad in my beard. Damn."
3 - (guy with hand on ear) "Look, B-man's got egg salad in his beard. Oh shit."
#1 I can't believe i didn't make the softball team again this year.
#2 The Internet is for porn, the Internet is for porn...
#3 Bee Gee's day on the floor.
2 - Let's see, what resources do we have left? Hmm. Barney Frank and a banjo. This will not do.
1. Too late, Prince Charles realized that, while he had plenty of phones in the loo, he had run out of TP.
2. Does my breath smell bad? Anyone? Anyone?
3. The New Old Bee Gee's prepare to record "You Light Up My Life" as the DOW tanks.
#1 - A picture of Frank moments before he torched that very building... with everyone still in it.
#2 - "Yep. What goes around, comes around you lying cheating bitch. You thought you had me when you and your greedy son-of-a-bitch lawyer snatched the Lehman Brothers stocks from me, didn't you?"
#3 - "Hello? Am I caller number 98?!?!"
#1 - 'Arsenic isn't so bad if you mix it with a Pepsi'
#2 - 'Hmmmmmm....I think I'll go with the Anti-Freeze/Mountain Dew cocktail'
#3 - 'Yeah hello China? We'd like to order 10 cases of milk please. Throw in come candy too. Do you take Discover?'
#3 (guy on right) Good news! I just saved money on my car insurance!