So Humphrey the Bear has a hankerin' for a Cold Cut Combo. It had been a long day. Humphrey went into his local Subway sandwich shop.
The sandwich artist abandoned her post and refused to serve Humphrey. Bigotry to bears if you ask me. How dare she not serve the bear because of the color of his fur and the reputation of other bears. Just because a few bad apples have boosted picnic baskets and mauled documentary filmmakers, that should not impugn an entire species.
Angry and insulted and still hungry, Humphrey went across the street to Quizno's and got the Steakhouse Beef Dip.
Shame on you Subway employee. Shame on you.
The sandwich artist abandoned her post and refused to serve Humphrey. Bigotry to bears if you ask me. How dare she not serve the bear because of the color of his fur and the reputation of other bears. Just because a few bad apples have boosted picnic baskets and mauled documentary filmmakers, that should not impugn an entire species.
Angry and insulted and still hungry, Humphrey went across the street to Quizno's and got the Steakhouse Beef Dip.
Shame on you Subway employee. Shame on you.
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Did he get a grape soda as well?
Also, that movie of the mauled looney, is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. I totally love when a hippy thinks he is so in tune with nature that the animals don't mind them being there and they "include" them. I guess they don't teach the part about the food chain in school any more. I can't think of any other reason someone thinks they aren't food out in the wilderness. Without weapons, Grizzlies aren't all that impressed with mans claim to be on top of the food chain.
We're on the top just because we've buit the tools to help us. Let's get back to basics, bare handed... We're going to be only naked monkeys running here and there eating fruits that fell from the trees...