I know we have a mandate that we aren't supposed to post political items on YesButNoButYes until next week, and despite the name of this post, I assure you this is a very non-partisan site. The genius is in its simplicity. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... Barack Obama Eats Babies.
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Show me a great candidate who doesn't eat babies.
This wouldn't be a problem if they didn't make babies so damn tasty.
Is that what they taught you in Cali???
Don't microwave them though. Use a conventional oven for the slow roasted goodness.
sick bastards!!!
What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can unload one with a pitchfork.
Ahhh....the tasteful dead baby jokes. I was wondering when they would start flying.
Speaking of dead babies, I rememeber in Greeley there used to be a Chinese Restarant located in a strip mall right next to a Planned Parenthood clinic.
Always wondered how their shrimp cocktail could be so fresh in Colorado.
Q. Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A. It was stapled to the chicken.
Thanks i'll be here all night, try the veal.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
Ha. I kid. (Ooh. maybe that's the wrong word.)
I love kids. Can't to eat a whole one though.
I like to eat Republican babies. I prefer white meat, after all...
Michelle Obama eats babies too:
“So many precious little babies like that one!” she said after noticing one infant near the stage. “Just completely delicious!”
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/28/us/politics/28michelle.html
How many dead babies does it take to shingle a house? 5 if you slice them thin enough.