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Here's an udderly charming story. Michele Allen was arrested on Saturday night for wearing a cow costume and chasing children. Before you complain that this is a terrible tragedy of justice where a poor mascot was detained without cause, know that she also "allegedly urinated on the porch of one neighbor", so the whole thing probably had a much more bacchanalian vibe to it.

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Great minds think alike Scaramouch. I posted this very thing on the forum earlier this morning. You should go ahead and give me credit. (Also, you can't see the utters in this pic. The utters is what really made the costume "pop")

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on October 1, 2008 10:16 AM.

*should be "udders"*

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on October 1, 2008 10:23 AM.

You sure you didn't mean to post that last comment to the Boobiethon thread?

said Scaramouch on October 1, 2008 12:51 PM.

The picture with the udders rocks... heheheh

She may have drank too muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch and went out to the streets looking for her missing calf.

Now that's a collectable mugshot.

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 1, 2008 2:23 PM.

Could someone be pissing on a porch near you? Story at eleven.

said phatlard on October 1, 2008 6:14 PM.

She just wanted to tell people to Eat More Chikin......

(for those of you out of range of a Chick-fil-A restaurant, it was a reference to their commercials)
http://www.chickfila.com/#thecows

But darnitall, she missed July 11th....
http://www.chickfila.com/downloads/CFA_CAD_1pgr.pdf

said sarcastic one on October 1, 2008 6:43 PM.

I Don't...

*sigh* seriously...

WTF is wrong with people?

said Sheriff Pablo on October 2, 2008 7:47 AM.

SP....one day we'll figure it out---YBNBY has the best minds (and me) on the case.

said sarcastic one on October 4, 2008 5:59 PM.
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