I've been given permission from high above to post this on the main page.
And I'm not doing so for political purposes.
It's up because the entire Yesbutnobutyes community loves bacon and donuts.

Secondly, we must applaud and recognize the creativity involved.

Indeed this is a taste both sides of the aisle can believe in. Support. And vote for.

Buy it now on Zazzle

This NSFW clips (nekkid boobies) was apparently produced by the Danish Road Safety Council to get fellow Danes to slow down. So although the clip is a spoof story, it's a real PSA. This is the kind of filth we can look forward to on OUR streets if those damn socialists get into power (whoops, I'm not supposed to mention that, am I....)

Anyway, it's after the jump for you sensitive souls with politically-correct bosses.

October is the time for spooky stories and general weirdness. and I have a weird little tale of my own. As many of you know, I bought a house a few weeks ago. It is 103 years old. I have a picture of the house from a 1906 newspaper, but I can't find it. I can't find anything right now, since it's all jumbled in boxes in the basement. There are plenty of secrets in this old house, but none more mysterious than the second floor.

Seriously, I don't know what to say about this one. I'm looking forward to everyone reaching into their dysfunctional bag of tricks to come up with something. Happy Friday!

Hear the first new GnR single in years right fucking here. It's called Out of Time, I think.

Album finally drops the same day Jack Bauer returns.
11.23.08