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I received this report from regular commenter Bigus Dickus, which I'm posting here in it's entirety - take it away BD...
Well folks, with baited breath, I’m sure you have been waiting for the report regarding my beef bacon experience. As a member of the Loyal 77™, I will attempt to convey the entire experience in words (along with a few pictures). Here we go:

Here we pay tribute to 10 of the best, looking.
William Shatner takes issues with George Takei after being snubbed from the guest list of his wedding.
Watching this made me realize a few things.
Shatner has apparently earned a degree in psychology since Star Trek ended.
Shatner claims he doesn't know Takei or why Takei doesn't like him, yet Shat's perfectly fine passing judgements on him.
This feels really staged for the cameras. Does he have new movie coming out?
"Changeling" ** (out of four): A nine-year-old boy disappears and his mother's search is chronicled in this based on truth tale that engenders curiosity but leaves one strangely detached.
![Changeling[1].jpg](http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/Changeling%5B1%5D.jpg)
Clint Eastwood is here to unveil his yearly "mega-depth" film that will no doubt garner lots of attention based on its strong showing at Cannes. In his latter years he has gone from movie tough guy to noted auteur, at least to some degree. While I've enjoyed some of his recent films, I've also found others to be grandly overrated. "Million Dollar Baby" immediately pops to mind as an example of this.
"Synecdoche, New York" **1/2 (out of four): Don't expect any "Eternal Sunshine" in "Synecdoche".
![synecdoche_1[1].jpg](http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/synecdoche_1%5B1%5D.jpg)
Screenwriter Charlie Kaufman ("Being John Malkovich", "Adaptation", "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind") makes his directing debut with "Synecdoche, NY" ( rhymes with Schenectady), the story of a self-involved artist who struggles to understand life, death and heartbreak.