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The only action W ever got in 8 years in the White House.
If he was a Democrat the Republicans would have launched impeachment hearings over this photo.
"Why is this here kitty bitin' my junk?"
Uh, I think the turkey IS a Democrat!
gobble... gobble... A-ha! Here's yer mass distruction weapons, you naughty!!!
first England and now Turkey!
The Turkeygate Scandal
Sadly, this poor turkey knew what he had to do if he wanted to see next Thanksgiving.
"You're right, Mr. President, it IS hard to put food on your family!"
Oh, so THAT'S why they call her "pickles" !!!
"Don't worry, Mr. President. As long as that turkey's not an intern, we can still claim moral superiority."
Cluck you.
The white house's standards for interns has actually IMPROVED since the lewinsky scandal.
The first gay scandal we've seen for the presidency...
The first gay scandal in the history of the US presidency...
(oops--internet connection sucks today--sorry guys--I didn't think it was so witty it had to be posted twice)
Hey Dubya...I saw you with your wide stance...I think I can help you out there...
Hmmm...invading Iraq WASN'T his way of compensating for what he doesn't have...who knew?
Leopoldrose, that's pretty funny, and also pretty true :)
I guess "wine me, dine me" would NOT be what the turkey is thinking....
Everyone was waiting in line for their own chance at a clusterf*ck.
haaaaaaaaahhhhah
AYE, THAR SHE BLOWS!
Turkeys have given us so many things. They've mated with ham and made dang good sandwiches, but they've also posed as IMPOSTER BACON. I guess Sean Hannity's turkey got loose.
"Turkeys At The Point" - It's not TV. It's HBO.
It's okay, Mr President--it happens to all men at some point in their lives...
Is this what you want to stuff me with? You dirty, dirty boy you....
Stop dressing me with your eyes.....I feel so cheap....
What do you mean "I've got your gravy--riiight HERE"?
Hey Laura! I think its trying to tell you something.
I didn't realize that turkeys ate meat....
GW supposedly quit drinking a while back but he does like a little Wild Turkey now and then.
Imagine how sad the turkey felt after learning that dubya already had offspring, but it was a good neutering plan though.
"Ooh, looks like someone wants a little Presidential stuffing."
"Boy, you are quite the gobbler."
"What do you call the little dangly thing on the turkey's chin?"
"From here, I'd call it a scrotum."
Looks like Turkey is invading crotchastan.
"And G.W. Bush is next to bat. He's had two fowled balls today."
To me that one wins it Tim!
Members of the House Ethics Committee met with President Bush on Thursday to talk turkey.
'Bird Legs' Pelosi (center) really knows how to get things done in Washington.
Earlier this week, President Bush injected some much-needed liquidity into Turkey's system.
Now THAT'S a bipartisan stimulus package!
Realizing the predicament, President Bush kept a watchful eye out for his trigger-happy sidekick.
Whos the head of state now biotch!?