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Meanwhile, for the sake of balance, here's a Caption Competition with a turkey gobbling the President's pecker.

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45 Comments

The only action W ever got in 8 years in the White House.

said Baierman on September 19, 2008 10:08 AM.

If he was a Democrat the Republicans would have launched impeachment hearings over this photo.

said Baierman on September 19, 2008 10:09 AM.

"Why is this here kitty bitin' my junk?"

said Johnny Wright on September 19, 2008 10:46 AM.

Uh, I think the turkey IS a Democrat!

said Don't Swayze Bro on September 19, 2008 10:49 AM.

gobble... gobble... A-ha! Here's yer mass distruction weapons, you naughty!!!

said alce on September 19, 2008 10:58 AM.

first England and now Turkey!

said Leopoldrose on September 19, 2008 11:05 AM.

The Turkeygate Scandal

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 19, 2008 11:21 AM.

Sadly, this poor turkey knew what he had to do if he wanted to see next Thanksgiving.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 19, 2008 11:23 AM.

"You're right, Mr. President, it IS hard to put food on your family!"

said Jeem on September 19, 2008 11:26 AM.

Oh, so THAT'S why they call her "pickles" !!!

said Arnold Flowers on September 19, 2008 11:30 AM.

"Don't worry, Mr. President. As long as that turkey's not an intern, we can still claim moral superiority."

said Jeem on September 19, 2008 11:30 AM.

Cluck you.

said E on September 19, 2008 11:49 AM.

The white house's standards for interns has actually IMPROVED since the lewinsky scandal.

said Sheriff Pablo on September 19, 2008 12:06 PM.

The first gay scandal we've seen for the presidency...

said sarcastic one on September 19, 2008 12:08 PM.

The first gay scandal in the history of the US presidency...

said sarcastic one on September 19, 2008 12:13 PM.

(oops--internet connection sucks today--sorry guys--I didn't think it was so witty it had to be posted twice)

said sarcastic one on September 19, 2008 12:14 PM.

Hey Dubya...I saw you with your wide stance...I think I can help you out there...

said sarcastic one on September 19, 2008 12:15 PM.

Hmmm...invading Iraq WASN'T his way of compensating for what he doesn't have...who knew?

said sarcastic one on September 19, 2008 12:20 PM.

Leopoldrose, that's pretty funny, and also pretty true :)

said Scaramouch on September 19, 2008 12:34 PM.

I guess "wine me, dine me" would NOT be what the turkey is thinking....

said sarcastic one on September 19, 2008 12:46 PM.

Everyone was waiting in line for their own chance at a clusterf*ck.

said sticky on September 19, 2008 1:21 PM.

haaaaaaaaahhhhah
AYE, THAR SHE BLOWS!

said notjohndoe2 on September 19, 2008 1:25 PM.

Turkeys have given us so many things. They've mated with ham and made dang good sandwiches, but they've also posed as IMPOSTER BACON. I guess Sean Hannity's turkey got loose.

said Mikey on September 19, 2008 1:25 PM.

"Turkeys At The Point" - It's not TV. It's HBO.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 19, 2008 1:47 PM.

It's okay, Mr President--it happens to all men at some point in their lives...

said sarcastic one on September 19, 2008 1:54 PM.

Is this what you want to stuff me with? You dirty, dirty boy you....

said sarcastic one on September 19, 2008 1:56 PM.

Stop dressing me with your eyes.....I feel so cheap....

said sarcastic one on September 19, 2008 1:57 PM.

What do you mean "I've got your gravy--riiight HERE"?

said sarcastic one on September 19, 2008 1:58 PM.

Hey Laura! I think its trying to tell you something.

said Eddy on September 19, 2008 2:54 PM.

I didn't realize that turkeys ate meat....

said sarcastic one on September 19, 2008 3:00 PM.

GW supposedly quit drinking a while back but he does like a little Wild Turkey now and then.

said E on September 19, 2008 3:20 PM.

Imagine how sad the turkey felt after learning that dubya already had offspring, but it was a good neutering plan though.

said etantao on September 19, 2008 6:38 PM.

"Ooh, looks like someone wants a little Presidential stuffing."

said Paul on September 19, 2008 7:08 PM.

"Boy, you are quite the gobbler."

said Paul on September 19, 2008 7:10 PM.

"What do you call the little dangly thing on the turkey's chin?"
"From here, I'd call it a scrotum."

said Paul on September 19, 2008 7:15 PM.

Looks like Turkey is invading crotchastan.

said Friggan on September 19, 2008 7:25 PM.

"And G.W. Bush is next to bat. He's had two fowled balls today."

said Tim on September 19, 2008 8:02 PM.

To me that one wins it Tim!

said etantao on September 19, 2008 8:04 PM.

Members of the House Ethics Committee met with President Bush on Thursday to talk turkey.

said Tim on September 19, 2008 8:06 PM.

'Bird Legs' Pelosi (center) really knows how to get things done in Washington.

said Tim on September 19, 2008 8:14 PM.

Earlier this week, President Bush injected some much-needed liquidity into Turkey's system.

said Tim on September 19, 2008 8:44 PM.

Now THAT'S a bipartisan stimulus package!

said Tim on September 20, 2008 1:09 PM.

Realizing the predicament, President Bush kept a watchful eye out for his trigger-happy sidekick.

said Tim on September 20, 2008 1:17 PM.

Whos the head of state now biotch!?

said phatlard on September 20, 2008 4:03 PM.

"I did not have sex with that bird!!!!!"

said miamine on January 19, 2009 6:53 PM.
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