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Woman in Shock Over Giant Zucchini


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Quotes from 48 year old Apollonia Castiltione:

I never saw anything so spectacular.
and
I went to look at it one day and was like, 'It's a little long,' then a few days later, I said, 'Oh, my God, what's this?'
and
I decided I wasn't going to touch it and just let it grow.
and
It's getting hard, so wouldn't be good to eat anymore and it's starting to grow very slowly.
and
It's so straight, it's so perfect. Usually, some are really crooked.
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12 Comments

What's the first thing Adam said to Eve?
'Stand back. I don't know how big this thing gets.'

Thank you very much. I'll be here all week.

said E on September 5, 2008 12:46 AM.

You have just blurred any joke I would come with for this picture... ahahaha
This Adam and Eve one is so old and still so funny...

By the way... It's a very "captionable" picture...

said Leonardo Carvalho on September 5, 2008 8:06 AM.

Ahhhh! Emerald City!! Lindsey looks happy. Echo has some pretty big shoes to fill.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 5, 2008 8:29 AM.

No problem---I saw the article and did a double take because it's the type of thing I usually stumble across first here (and no, I was not looking for world record size zucchini when I found this!)

My only confusion...I thought they were better to eat when they got hard and had stopped growing...who wants mushy...oh--wait--I forgot it is an actual zucchini--never mind....

said sarcastic one on September 5, 2008 8:51 AM.

Just like Hurricane Ike hitting the U.S., sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

said Bigus Dickus on September 5, 2008 10:40 AM.

B.D. : Dammit man, you damn near made me choke. You try swallowing a spoonful of cornflakes, and laughing like a hyena at the same time. I Never made the connection before. I Guess that makes the east coast Tina huh?

said Sheriff Pablo on September 5, 2008 3:22 PM.

:-) I was thinking, if NOAA had any sense of humor, they'd forgoe the naming conventions they traditionally use just this once and put Hurricane Tina before Hurricane Ike. That would surely make people think more positively towards weathermen. But that's only a wish.........

said Bigus Dickus on September 5, 2008 4:10 PM.

Hurricane Papa Joe Jackson has a nice ring to it.

said Paul on September 5, 2008 5:03 PM.

Nah, we just need a small caribbean island named Tina. That way we can see News headlines like "Ike Batters Tina!!!" or "Ike Hits Tina With Devastating Force!!!"

said Sheriff Pablo on September 5, 2008 5:11 PM.

Ike batters Tina: dozens killed.

said Paul on September 5, 2008 6:50 PM.

there were no survivors...

said Sheriff Pablo on September 5, 2008 7:59 PM.

It's a shame she had to remove the scaffolding she had next to the cucumber. Surely there must be some great pictures of her at the top right next to the tip...

said etantao on September 6, 2008 11:39 PM.
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