I think we just found our Patron Saint. More after the jump.
You can also follow @baconman on Twitter. Because that makes total sense.
Is it bad form to post bacon on Rosh Hashanah? I never know with these things.
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He needs a sidekick...Boobie girl.
then we'll have our very own YBNBY superhero team
Can his butler be the Eggman?
Baconman and Egghead make Toast of the bad guy.
Thankyou, I'll be here all week.
Baconman and Boobi girl, one of them is a tasty treat.
{Sing as The Ramones sang the Spiderman Theme}
Baconman, Baconman, Smells as good as bacon can
Spread his fat as he fries, Tastes so good, oh God almighty
Look out, here comes the Baconman
Is he good? Listen bud, I've got his fat on my blood
Can he give you heart attack? Only if you eat a pack
Hey there! There goes the Baconman
In the heat of the stove, Frying with a bunch of eggs
And it goes just fine, if you have a beer keg
Baconman, Baconman, Arterial jammer, Baconman
Healthy life, he ignores, Heart attack is his reward
Look out, here comes the Baconman
Baconman, Baconman, Arterial jammer, Baconman
Healthy life, he ignores, Heart attack is his reward
To him, life's a greasy bang up
That brings cholesterol up
Here comes the Baconman
Sorry for the poor rhymes... but I couldn't resist it...
You know, this is exactly the kind of comment that that "add a video comment" (that no-one ever uses) was made for.
I would if I could...
If I was at home, I would sing and play my guitar (poorly) to add this comment as a video. But for your sakes, I just wrote it.
Mostly I comment from work, and I don't have a camera here...
Almost as creepy and odd as furries . . .