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Who is Baconman?
Posted by Scaramouch

I think we just found our Patron Saint. More after the jump.

You can also follow @baconman on Twitter. Because that makes total sense.

Is it bad form to post bacon on Rosh Hashanah? I never know with these things.

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Previously in "For the love of Bacon"

9 Comments

One of the Loyal 77+?

said Brother Bill on September 30, 2008 7:12 PM.

He needs a sidekick...Boobie girl.

then we'll have our very own YBNBY superhero team

said Senor Pablo on September 30, 2008 8:57 PM.

Can his butler be the Eggman?

said sarcastic one on September 30, 2008 10:38 PM.

Baconman and Egghead make Toast of the bad guy.

Thankyou, I'll be here all week.

said Scaramouch on October 1, 2008 12:32 AM.

Baconman and Boobi girl, one of them is a tasty treat.

said phatlard on October 1, 2008 3:08 AM.

{Sing as The Ramones sang the Spiderman Theme}

Baconman, Baconman, Smells as good as bacon can
Spread his fat as he fries, Tastes so good, oh God almighty
Look out, here comes the Baconman

Is he good? Listen bud, I've got his fat on my blood
Can he give you heart attack? Only if you eat a pack
Hey there! There goes the Baconman

In the heat of the stove, Frying with a bunch of eggs
And it goes just fine, if you have a beer keg

Baconman, Baconman, Arterial jammer, Baconman
Healthy life, he ignores, Heart attack is his reward
Look out, here comes the Baconman

Baconman, Baconman, Arterial jammer, Baconman
Healthy life, he ignores, Heart attack is his reward
To him, life's a greasy bang up
That brings cholesterol up
Here comes the Baconman


Sorry for the poor rhymes... but I couldn't resist it...

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 1, 2008 8:30 AM.

You know, this is exactly the kind of comment that that "add a video comment" (that no-one ever uses) was made for.

said Scaramouch on October 1, 2008 9:56 AM.

I would if I could...
If I was at home, I would sing and play my guitar (poorly) to add this comment as a video. But for your sakes, I just wrote it.

Mostly I comment from work, and I don't have a camera here...

said Leonardo Carvalho on October 1, 2008 9:59 AM.

Almost as creepy and odd as furries . . .

said Myron Sternak on October 1, 2008 12:44 PM.
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