Honestly, I don't even have an educated guess as to what this photo is depicting. Haven't the foggiest. Maybe it's a ... nah, that can't be right. ... What if the lady is a ... uh ... nope, that's not physically possible. Perhaps there is a ... Nothing. I have nothing.
My lame caption that the Loyal 77 will top with hardly any effort:
The challenges on the latest season of Survivor have really gotten out of hand.
Enjoy yourselves and have a good weekend ya bunch a' reprobates.
JW
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JW - is this a caption or did you locate Dave on vacation?
Why yes, those are my beer goggles--what makes you ask?
Walter: Hey Helga, lets play Empire Strikes Back. You be a Tauntaun, I'll be Han Solo.
Helga: Yeah! Hop on Walter....wooarrggghhhhh! (imitates Tauntaun)
My sister is a model for YBNBY....
The city of New Orleans soon realized that combining Mardi Gras with an all-you-can-eat buffet was a bad idea.
"No fat chicks! Eh, fuck it, it's the weekend."
Wow Jeem. Sometimes it's the simplicity that makes it genius. Fantastic.
"Hold on tight! Speilberg's next masterpiece is going to be a wild ride"
Side Show Babes
"Where Are They Now?" - The original cast of "Urban Cowboy"
The buffet line at the National Association for Fat Acceptance is the happening place these days.
Wynonna Judd looks great since she lost all that weight.
Mustang Sally uh-huh
Guess you better slow your Mustang down
Oh Lord what I said now
Mustang Sally now baby
Oh Lord guess you better
Slow your Mustang down hu-oh yeah
You been runnin all over town now
Oh I guess I have to put your flat feet
On the ground
Hu! what I said now
Listen!
All you wanna do is ride
All that practice with the AT-AT really paid off...
Chubby chased, caught, and ridden.
Dude, my vacation photos were supposed to be private.
I wouldn't say you're fat, there's just more of you to ride.
I don't know what she told you Dave, but that ain't Giselle.
Alabama's version of the rickshaw differs from most of the world.
"To infirmity ... and beyond!"
Pics from the RNC
AND she can tie her own shoes!!
Giddyup, Britney!
They made a show out of stripping down to prove that they were, indeed, Siamese Twins.
Bacon-back Barbie
Baby Got Back!...and front...and side...and under...and over...and middle...
With the mechanical bull shortage driving prices through the roof, bars throughout Texas had to improvise...
"Baby Got Back!...and front...and side...and under...and over...and middle..."
That is a triple off the wall.
JW
What actually happens when you put lipstick on a pig. Oh the horror.
"...The victim was last seen here at this party, with the suspect (also pictured on her back)- a local tailor who goes by the name Buffalo Bill. Police are asking anyone with information on this young lady's whereabouts to contact FBI Agent Clarice Starling at..."
"Baby Got Back!...and front...and side...and under...and over...and middle..."
Champion...
Yaaaaahooooo... hang on folks! I have a code red situation to solve!
Walter and Helga celebrated in their own way when Spinal Tap started playing "their song."
That's what I call a wife. She doesn't care on how much I drink and gets me back home when I'm drunk!
5.....6.....you're almost to 8 seconds grandpa!
He's happy now that they arrived, but what he just forgot is that in the way back home, is she who'll be riding.
"8 seconds." Wish I thought of that one. Atta kid BD.
The fat lady surely sang and effectively put an end to the Indiana Jones franchise. But Steven Spielberg didn't care, he was was too busy ridding her to the bank.
That's just so wrong... This guy is singing "Baby Elephant Walk", but she ain't no baby...
If she goes on a rampage against her trainer, will they hang her too?
She's not fat, she's just over juicy!
Good one Leonardo.
Which one, E?
Yeee-whore!
Victor: "So this orange band gets me unlimited drinks. But what does the yellow band get met?
Waiter: Oh, you'll see.
(I feel like this photo has 2 girls, 1 cup possibilities. - We film people viewing this photo for the first time and capture their repulsive reactions.)
What Don Quixote rode in retirement.
Hey lady, you kinda got somethin....right there....no a little lower.....
Darlene Cates gone wild.
http://watchwithmothers.wordpress.com/2007/01/24/who-has-eaten-gilberts-grape/
Leonardo, the rampaging elephant one was exactly right.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Lindsey, and yes, a dude named Ted.
Side Show Babes - staring......Jack Black, Lobsterboy, Bill Curtis, Pee-Wee Herman, and Gwyneth Paltrow as the fat lady. With a special appearence by Spielberg himself
John and Cindi McCain.. The early years.
Malibu Beached Whale Barbie
10th Annual Jenny Craig Convention - 2008
"Then we'll go out on Tauntaun's!"
I stole the idea for that one from Baierman. Credit where credit is due.
Extra points to Molli for referencing the Lobster Boy.
http://phreeque.tripod.com/grady_stiles.html
That's why Dave took so long to get back. The ride was soft, but way too slow.
tip # 149 in michael bloomberg's guide to going green
Ride your fat wife to work...... save gas
tip # 149 in michael bloomberg's guide to going green
Ride your fat wife to work...... save gas
"I'm the king of the world!!"
Tonight's show will be Equus, as interpreted by the Greater Ft Lauderdale Area Swingers association.
You just know on Craigslist she referred to herself as 'pleasantly plump' and he referred to himself as 'sophisticated professor type'. I sure hope those crazy kids make it.
Echowood and Lindseys' reunion was as romantic as you might imagine.
And somewhere a skydiver opens his parachute to find a large bathing suit.
Mowgli & Baloo
In local news, 2 people were critically injured, 4 treated and released, and 1 still missing after a large woman was accidentally sent rolling into a crowd of spectators.
Meh. I wasn't all that impressed. You've seen one Bett Midler show, you've seen them all.
ConservaLiberCrat_08 knows I like the literary references. Kipling. Well done.
Guy with camera in background- "The guys are not going to believe this."
"Yeah! I found my wallet!"
Looks like her sister is looking on very jealous in the background.
What's the same about fat chicks and mopeds?
They are both fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
I heard Brittney was huge in her VMA comeback. I didn't know they meant it literally.
What really happens when you open the Ark of the Covenant.
It has been hard days to Timon and Pumbaa since the last Lion King movie...
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. This is why.
Since his early film success, Tommy Chong has moved onto bigger things.
Tim promised me a ride when I got back from vacation and boy did he give it.
Tim how the hell are ya buddy?
Most people at this year's Ted Nugent Fan Club party agreed that Ann Coulter and Salman Rushdie had the best rendition of "Great White Buffalo".
Metallica,
New Album.
New Groupies.
While viewing him doing his research, Johnny realized that Salman Rushdie's new book is gonna suck.
Doing well, Dave, doing well. Welcome back, my friend. I trust you had some good, quality time with the family.
Jack Sprat and his wife celebrate another clean platter at the annual Nursery Rhyme Olympics.
"After my wife's sudden death, I couldn't eat. Then, I found my soulmate and was able to get on with my life. Now, I'm living a fairy tale. Thanks Match.com!" - Jack Sprat
When Santa's away, Mrs. Claus doth play.
When actual photos of Tim and Sarcastic One finally came into existence, most people understood why they choose to use clever profile icons instead.
This is when the cowboy rides away.
"...Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet..."
-Ya Mama, The Pharcyde
What Tim forgot to tell you is that I'm the one on top....
The lord created the world and said:
Let There Be Light.
But Bitch First Get Your Big Ass Out of The Way.
That was from the comedian George Wallace I believe.
Yo Mama's so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass (traditional).
Touche, Sarcastic One. Touche.
Mr. Bernstein was the only one who could find the coin slot on the new Kristy Alley piggy ride
The Oklahoma Rodeo commission has finally found a way to appease PETA without sacrificing the danger and fun of the sport.
uhhh.......
OLE!
hehe!
theres my input
Donkey Punch!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/61410aa4ff
She's not heavy... She's my sisterrrr
I really liked Jill's.
It finally came out why George Lucas doesn't allow cameras at Lucas Arts.
Queen's theory was well-researched. But when a tragic accident involving a fat-bottomed girl actually knocked the earth off its axis (rather than, in fact, making it go 'round,) the surviving members of the group were forced to revise their thesis.
Who will make it 100???
Man, Kathleen Turner's really gone downhill.
Things would be different if they were at Kruger Park...
The squeal of Whale Rider was somewhat missing the charm of the original.
Friday at 10, Retired stripper Rodeo!