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And you thought the Large Hadron Collider was going to be the end of the world. It's a good thing I have no actual assets to lose, considering my whore-ish highschool girlfriend took my virginity back in '96.
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Not to make light of the end of the world and to correct you but if you remember correctly I took your Virginity at that Juvie Home in 1993.
Yeah that counts.

said Dave on September 17, 2008 4:50 PM.

Well, it's not like you could sell it for much anyway.

said E on September 17, 2008 4:56 PM.

You're lucky Echowood. It was only your virginity. There are thousands of people who feel like they're getting ass-raped by a Yeti thats high on acid right now.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 17, 2008 5:00 PM.

I shouldn't have wrote that. I'm sorry Echowood. Everybody knows that you are a badass and could beat me down like Ike to Tina.

said Dave on September 17, 2008 5:03 PM.

Yeti rape sounds painful.

I just felt compelled to queue up some REM. Anyone else get the same compulsion?

said kbk on September 17, 2008 5:04 PM.

Yeti rape is not painful, contrary to popular belief. It is more akin to penis fencing.

said Don't Swayze Bro on September 17, 2008 5:06 PM.

I raped a Yeti once while wearing a Ralph Nader Tshirt.

said Dave on September 17, 2008 5:10 PM.

Speaking of Rape, kbk mind raped anyone today?

said Dave on September 17, 2008 5:12 PM.

Okay Dave, but were you high on acid though?

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 17, 2008 5:12 PM.

No---he had just snorted some midgets though....

said sarcastic one on September 17, 2008 5:16 PM.

Migets have a strange effect on me.

said Dave on September 17, 2008 5:23 PM.

I'm an occasional midget snorter. If you ass-raped a Yeti, you should look into getting some help. See if Tim will send you a Slim Jim, and the name to his therapist.

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 17, 2008 5:29 PM.

Those are weird sentences.

said Johnny Wright on September 17, 2008 5:40 PM.

I'm getting confused:
Swayze - Yeti Rape is not painful? Who's doing the raping you or the Yeti?
CLC - Did Dave say he 'ass' raped a Yeti or was it more conventional?
Is it fair to say Once You go Yeti, You Don't Regretti?

said E on September 17, 2008 5:40 PM.

JW...see previous posts...I guess we're not helping you guys expand the reader base, huh?

said sarcastic one on September 17, 2008 5:43 PM.

It was conventional.

said Dave on September 17, 2008 5:45 PM.

You ever do a truck?

said E on September 17, 2008 5:46 PM.

Daibeetes will do that to a guy.

said Dave on September 17, 2008 5:46 PM.

E - you're right. Dave never specified which Yetihole was under attack.

JW - Wierd?? This IS YBNBY, right?

Swayze - what E said.


said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 17, 2008 5:47 PM.

I love you guys...

said sarcastic one on September 17, 2008 5:54 PM.

A truck once while at a drive in watching M Night Shylamylans "The Penis".

said Dave on September 17, 2008 5:58 PM.

That's cool Dave. You can snort midgets or cocaine, or both. You can rape Yeti's and or Trucks. Just don't be one of those gamer losers.

said E on September 17, 2008 6:03 PM.

E, Dave is so smooth (read his advice in challenges for proof) that not only does the truck not think it was raped, but it calls and sends flowers the next day.....

said sarcastic one on September 17, 2008 6:09 PM.

Dang. And they say Romance is dead.

said E on September 17, 2008 6:20 PM.

I think we all know that even the Yeti couldn't call it rape. Seriously. The Yeti wanted it.
However, If I were a Yeti/Ford rapist, and on Coke and Migets I would still consider myself higher on the food chain than a gamer.
E, you are the only gamer that could destroy my gamer theory, just because you radiate coolness.
Badass.

said Dave on September 17, 2008 6:20 PM.

Yo! Last time I played video games you had to put a quarter in some machine at Pizza Hut. But, other than that, thank you Dave, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

said E on September 17, 2008 6:27 PM.

I remember as a boy looking through the window of Pizza Hut wishing I could afford to not only eat there but to play the video games.
E, Cherish those memories. Some of us didn't have them.

said Dave on September 17, 2008 6:36 PM.

Ya know, this stock market crash is kind of depressing.

If I wasn't so damn pretty, I think Id be real depressed.

The man may take my money but he cant take my looks.

said Dave on September 17, 2008 6:40 PM.

Sounds like Dave is trying to seduce himself....everyone give him some private time for a few minutes....

said sarcastic one on September 17, 2008 6:43 PM.

Add the words "Dave" + "Trying to Seduce" to your list in the forum.

Thank you.

said Dave on September 17, 2008 6:59 PM.

I said trying....I didn't say it was working :-)

said sarcastic one on September 17, 2008 7:03 PM.

the man took my looks
:(

said notjohndoe2 on September 17, 2008 9:28 PM.

That's it, i'm putting everything i own into canned food and shotguns.

All we need now is for the zombies to show up...

said Sheriff Pablo on September 17, 2008 9:34 PM.

No mind raping yet, I don't start teaching until next quarter, but reading these comments I think raped my mind.

said kbk on September 18, 2008 12:22 AM.

Speaking of rape, Echowood, who is that chic in the picture? Did you go down to the exchange this morning and get that shot or are you just shining us on? Bayerman pulled some shenanigans like this with the Lehman thing.

Lord save us if we can not truss the Yeti-rape victims!

said E on September 18, 2008 12:36 AM.

Yeti rape is asexual.

said Don't Swayze Bro on September 18, 2008 3:28 PM.

Asexual Yeti love. Acid or midgets?

said ConservaLiberCrat_08 on September 18, 2008 3:54 PM.

Monchichi.

said Don't Swayze Bro on September 18, 2008 4:53 PM.

I'm looking forward to what comes to light during the stock shorting investigations that are happening as a result of some of these financial stocks being mercilessly pummeled. I'm beginning to wonder if some 'financial terrorists' have gotten ahold of some hedge funds and are trying to trigger financial armageddon.

I say that tongue-in-cheek, but it really isn't that far-fetched. It wouldn't be that hard if you had endless money available ... like some of our 'enemies'.

I have this picture in my mind of Mohammed bin Moneybags sitting at his computer repeatedly hitting send on queued sell orders yelling 'Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar!'

or something like that ...

said Tim on September 18, 2008 10:44 PM.

I'm a gamer...now with low self-esteem.

said Paul on September 19, 2008 2:31 AM.
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