Not to make light of the end of the world and to correct you but if you remember correctly I took your Virginity at that Juvie Home in 1993.
Yeah that counts.

Well, it's not like you could sell it for much anyway.

You're lucky Echowood. It was only your virginity. There are thousands of people who feel like they're getting ass-raped by a Yeti thats high on acid right now.

I shouldn't have wrote that. I'm sorry Echowood. Everybody knows that you are a badass and could beat me down like Ike to Tina.

Yeti rape sounds painful.

I just felt compelled to queue up some REM. Anyone else get the same compulsion?

Yeti rape is not painful, contrary to popular belief. It is more akin to penis fencing.

I raped a Yeti once while wearing a Ralph Nader Tshirt.

Speaking of Rape, kbk mind raped anyone today?

Okay Dave, but were you high on acid though?

No---he had just snorted some midgets though....

Migets have a strange effect on me.

I'm an occasional midget snorter. If you ass-raped a Yeti, you should look into getting some help. See if Tim will send you a Slim Jim, and the name to his therapist.

Those are weird sentences.

I'm getting confused:
Swayze - Yeti Rape is not painful? Who's doing the raping you or the Yeti?
CLC - Did Dave say he 'ass' raped a Yeti or was it more conventional?
Is it fair to say Once You go Yeti, You Don't Regretti?

JW...see previous posts...I guess we're not helping you guys expand the reader base, huh?

It was conventional.

You ever do a truck?

Daibeetes will do that to a guy.

E - you're right. Dave never specified which Yetihole was under attack.

JW - Wierd?? This IS YBNBY, right?

Swayze - what E said.

I love you guys...

A truck once while at a drive in watching M Night Shylamylans "The Penis".

That's cool Dave. You can snort midgets or cocaine, or both. You can rape Yeti's and or Trucks. Just don't be one of those gamer losers.

E, Dave is so smooth (read his advice in challenges for proof) that not only does the truck not think it was raped, but it calls and sends flowers the next day.....

Dang. And they say Romance is dead.

I think we all know that even the Yeti couldn't call it rape. Seriously. The Yeti wanted it.
However, If I were a Yeti/Ford rapist, and on Coke and Migets I would still consider myself higher on the food chain than a gamer.
E, you are the only gamer that could destroy my gamer theory, just because you radiate coolness.
Badass.

Yo! Last time I played video games you had to put a quarter in some machine at Pizza Hut. But, other than that, thank you Dave, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

I remember as a boy looking through the window of Pizza Hut wishing I could afford to not only eat there but to play the video games.
E, Cherish those memories. Some of us didn't have them.

Ya know, this stock market crash is kind of depressing.

If I wasn't so damn pretty, I think Id be real depressed.

The man may take my money but he cant take my looks.

Sounds like Dave is trying to seduce himself....everyone give him some private time for a few minutes....

Add the words "Dave" + "Trying to Seduce" to your list in the forum.

Thank you.

I said trying....I didn't say it was working :-)

the man took my looks
:(

That's it, i'm putting everything i own into canned food and shotguns.

All we need now is for the zombies to show up...

No mind raping yet, I don't start teaching until next quarter, but reading these comments I think raped my mind.

Speaking of rape, Echowood, who is that chic in the picture? Did you go down to the exchange this morning and get that shot or are you just shining us on? Bayerman pulled some shenanigans like this with the Lehman thing.

Lord save us if we can not truss the Yeti-rape victims!

Yeti rape is asexual.

Asexual Yeti love. Acid or midgets?

Monchichi.

I'm looking forward to what comes to light during the stock shorting investigations that are happening as a result of some of these financial stocks being mercilessly pummeled. I'm beginning to wonder if some 'financial terrorists' have gotten ahold of some hedge funds and are trying to trigger financial armageddon.

I say that tongue-in-cheek, but it really isn't that far-fetched. It wouldn't be that hard if you had endless money available ... like some of our 'enemies'.

I have this picture in my mind of Mohammed bin Moneybags sitting at his computer repeatedly hitting send on queued sell orders yelling 'Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar!'

or something like that ...

I'm a gamer...now with low self-esteem.