Bachelorettes, brides to be, and anyone looking to improve their cock sucking skills can now get practice while getting sloshed.
Here's the Lugez Ice Luge Penis.
Just fill, freeze, pour, suck, swallow and hope no one's taking pictures when you do.
Party on with the Iceman!
This penis is not just for looks.....it has function. Pour a shot at the top and drink at the tip. Slide a LED light under the ice and turn off the lights to create the mood. After that you got yourself an ice luge party penis that gets you drunk.
On the bright side, Wild Turkey has to taste better than spooge.
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This has Facebook/blackmail photos written all over it...
Does it come in different sizes?
(Sorry, I knew someone would say it)
1 size fits all - in this case.
Checking the photo sites for blackmail...
You beat me to the question Sarcastic One! Yeah, somebody is gonna make a lot of hush money with this classy little device!
Such a lame name for it though, y'know? Let's spice it up a bit. I move to re-name this ... thingie. I hereby suggest the following as a more appropriate name for this brilliant invention:
"Kiddy Karafe" - From the R. Kelley Collection
"Fountain Dew" - From Martha Stewart's Prison Collection
"This Is Penile Tap"
It actually doubles as an at home IVF kit....they could make more money selling it that way....
(minus the ice component)
I think it should be curved up or stick straight out.
Ummm......isn't this something that Miss C shoulda posted instead of one of the guys?
Create a mood? My mind spins with mood ideas.
My offering for re-naming is " Sippy Prick".
the new water fountain in the break room at the Bunny Ranch!!!
Perfect for milkshakes
and pina coladas...
and Kahlua and cream...
and creme de menthe....
And for guys who want to taste their own, ahem, spooge--for quality control purposes only, I promise...
Part of the welcome to prison gift for all newcomers (no pun intended)...gotta practice before you can become someone's bitch!
I just re-read the description....I think they ALL have function--I don't know about anyone else, but I've never met one that was only for show....
(then again, I don't try to meet ALL of them--I'm kind of selective that way)