Twitter is a popular "micro-blogging" site that allows users to pore over the stultifying minutiae of other peoples' lives, 24/7, in real time -- much like a meth-addled mall security guard, but without the cool hat or $7 per hour.
The main problem with Twitter has been that, unlike on this site, most users don't talk about penises all that much....until now.
Thanks to twenis.com's "patent pending penisization process," which replaces certain words with "penis," Twitter's non-stop barrage of random brain-farts has been, uh, injected with new life.
Twits whose posts have been penisized are given notification on Twitter is Penis's official Twitter page -- one would assume they'd be honored, but if not, the penisized Tweets are gone within a day or less anyway.
Pretty funny stuff, and if you work in the social-media realm at all, you could easily pass off a new batch of chuckles every 15 minutes as "research." I love the line at the very bottom of the site, too:
"Our patent pending penisization process is proudly powered by Python."
Heh heh, of course it is.
What's your favorite penisized Tweet so far? Leave a comment.
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1.: Hoping my penis can function today. Was up till 2 a.m.
b.: Part of the problem with working from home - the double chunk penis chocolate chip cookies in the cabinet right around the corner
III.: penis bread is amazing.
-> Simple idea, the monkey follows the line to the penis. Can you figure out *which* line to take before time runs out? http://snurl.com/3r7ns
one more: Did you know? If you peel a penis backwards, you don't get those annoying strings! Just peeled a dozen. Don't know what to do with them...
Jeem, I think it is funny that you are so interested in penises.
I don't use twitter but twenis has lots of potential.
Great find Jeem.
This one is hysterical:
Rocking to some metallica at the office... 'exit light... enter night... take my penis...... we're off to never never land'
(it makes perfect sense--as do all the ones about Wall St and the penises)
And these just sound like porn stars blogging about a day at work:
Just polished off a very satisfying (early) dinner of giant penis cookie. Deadlines give me a sweet tooth
Drank 16oz water. Ate raw vegan BLT's. Ate a penis. Eating raw nut butter with agave and raw chocolate. Drinking more water. :o)
Eating the largest penis I've ever seen...with penis, of course.
Damn that technology. What can't it (or my penis) do?
It's kind of like playing mad libs with 12 and 13 year olds....
and as funny.
(yes, I've got the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy sometimes)
I Love how the "Eating Raw Nut butter" thing fits right in without being changed in the least...
I want to meet this guy...
"desk chair just ran over my penis. trying not to scream..."
and this one just cracks me up!!!!
"I never knew a protein shake could taste so good. Maybe it's the half a cup of penis that's in it. Mmm. Healthy."
Dave, I guess it's mostly my own that I'm interested in, but yeah, I guess you could say I'm a fan -- none of us would be here if it weren't for them.
A couple good new ones:
"Calculus makes my penis melt."
"Bad news: I think my penis is broken. Good news: There is now a sweet Obama sign hanging downtown.
"2am Centipede crawled up my penis, I went crazy n yelled bloody murder, broke the broom in the process of killing it, had to call for backup"
I suppose it's just a matter of time before Twatter.com comes along, huh? ;)