buncha tree huggin' hippie crap...

Man. Well, I like trees too. That looks like the lamest party ever though.

My thought was who has time to do that? Does crying over trees pay a lot? I love nature as well, but things like having a job sorta cut into the whole tree mourning thing.

This has to be a comedy bit right? i mean there can't be anyone THIS pathetic in the world is there?

oh wait...

this is the human race we're talking about here....

Never mind...

These people give bleeding heart liberals a bad name....I'd like to sue for defamation of character...

[I'm thinking and hoping] it was the 'shrooms...

I'm sorry--but this is not far from really, really destitute areas of Appalachia--use your time to go be a Big Brother/Big Sister, feed some families, visit some homebound elderly...instead of wasting time on the trees (which are beautiful, but I guess they didn't get the memo that trees have no ears...)

BTW, I is reminded of The Screaming Trees, an awesome band.

I have loads of trees people can cry about. I live in the Rocky Mountains - the forests are dying. Tiny bark beetles living in the pines have killed hundreds of thousands of trees that are "stressed" due to drought. It is a dreadful and heartwrenching site. The once vast, green forests covering the sides of mountains are now rust and brown colored. Earth First could still help the trees by cutting down and clearing the dead growth and use the wood to build tree houses. That way the gov't won't have to burn them - causing pollution, threat to animals, communities, and taking the healthy green trees down with them. SERIOUSLY - Our forests are too dense and need thinning - naturally. These crybabies need to get off their fucking sad asses and do their homework. DO something, don't scream and cry about it!

Save the forest, Cut down some trees. Sounds crazy but it's the truth.

This sounds like a news story we need here.

Authorities: Burglar Wakes Men With Spice Rub

FRESNO, Calif. (AP) -- Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.

(Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

'I never meant patchouli to kill!'

Friggan, you left out the punchline...

The dog ate the weapon.

Aren't these the same people who fill out ( in trplicate ) papers to have the same tree that their paper saved? I wonder if the glue that holds their Eddie Bauer boots together is synthetic or resin based? Surely they all at least wipe their asses with bean curd or tofu.

Pave the planet, that's what i always say.

Thanks Rev!! I needed a good laugh to get my week started. The funniest part was when I was "educated" about "how full of life" the rock is. That was awesome. How many cows had to die for those Birkenstocks BTW? Did they cry when SAVAGELY murdered that bud, then VICIOUSLY stuffed it into their bong pipes...and TORCHED it?

I just can think of one thing to say to those hippies: "Go get a job!".

CLC, I ask almost the same when a vegan came to ask me if I didn't pity the dead cow I was eating. I said that to be faithful to his beliefs he might eat only the fruits and leaves that fell from the tree. Or else it would be a vegetable carnage. (can it happen????.. hahah)
One had responded me that those were two different subjects, beacuse plants does not have feelings like the animals do.
Oh really? Have you been a lettuce in one of your past lives? Or a tree, or whatever?

Don't come to me with that. I love vegetarians, I eat them for lunch.

I bet they moonlight as loggers.

Those dam hippes are wat need too die.
i see them all the tyme huggen dam trees.
they nede to go to hell.

ass monk'es

Bless your heart Thomas.

thanx yo. yor mom and dad mustv bin hippes to cuz yor namz all crzy. but yer nice so you must not be a hippe.

wow.

Yo Thomas - You could write a song about their plight with a hip-hop rap twist and then Earth First could do an interpretive dance to it with the guy drumming while someone is reading your prose....that is, if anyone can read your bizarre shorthand. Come on dude, spell it out already!

I dontevn no wat you jut rote.

jon;
im onley into wimmin.

I'm sorry, I'm not buying this "Thomas" person. Something tells me it's Dave's alter ego. I mean, you have to be literate in order to register with YBNBY, and "Thomas" was able to do this successfully.

-OR-

This is the dude at the RNC that was holding up that sign.

I wil be the prsidintnow dave is deader thna Abrihma linkin.

CLC, I'm thinking about it since this guy Thomas showed in the YBNBY forum. And he just came from out of nowhere asking for news about Dave, and telling that he heard that Dave died in a crash plane...
I was watching his steps to try and catch him on a fault. But you just showed it... He would know how to registrate being this smart.

Thomas - You and Bush seem to have a lot in common, so you're obviously qualified. But I'm still stuck on the Dave theory for some reason...

Leo - clear a corner to be on the safe side.

wered you get palne crash from.

i nevr sade that.

evrybuddy nos dave do'tn fly.

I meant "he would NOT know..."

CLC, corner clear and waiting. If he's not Dave, to the corner there he goes!

I second on you on this theory. He just mentioned Lincoln, like Dave did once... just wondering... but why would he choose Lincoln, with so much dead people to pick from?

I was trying to catch you up pal...
How do you know he doesn't fly?

You're right Leo. He could have said Dale Earnhardt Jr., Strom Thurman, Walt Disney, Tammy Faye Baker, or Liberace. But he chose Lincoln.

Thomas - Dave doesn't fly?

i no his in rill lief.

Yeah, you do...
Did you use to run with him?

not rilly run with him. he was my loyer.

dave dusent fly becase his was afrade of hites.

evrybuddy nos that.

Thomas downt lissen too thize uvvrs, yu re mekkin mee larf hrdis vis wik. plese tri ur kapchun kompitishunz u wud doo gud.